Well, he did move to the neighborhood because his (new) wife is from here...... Maybe I can figure out what time he usually goes for his runs and ... ?
....have sex with his wife? Sorry, that was horribly inappropriate...maybe.....
Well, he did move to the neighborhood because his (new) wife is from here...... Maybe I can figure out what time he usually goes for his runs and ... ?
....have sex with his wife? Sorry, that was horribly inappropriate...maybe.....
Well I'm a gay dude. It sounds quite funny to me. Apologies for all the puritans I continue to offend.
Well, he did move to the neighborhood because his (new) wife is from here...... Maybe I can figure out what time he usually goes for his runs and ... ?
....have sex with his wife? Sorry, that was horribly inappropriate...maybe.....
And actually, it was in response to another person's now deleted post (which was above mine, but I didn't quote it). So, sincere apologies cause this actually looks (now) like I'm a psycho.
And actually, it was in response to another person's now deleted post (which was above mine, but I didn't quote it). So, sincere apologies cause this actually looks (now) like I'm a psycho.
Actually, my comment was inappropriate on every level. Sorry to any I offended. Were you suggesting to “accidentally” run the same course at the same time and see who’s fastest?
I second sleeping with his wife, regardless of your sexual preference. Afterward, wear the wife’s watch and beat his segment on her Strava account. Then wait and see how it all plays out.
My neighborhood has a few decent runners. And there are number of strava segments on our streets. But no one really just targets those sections. We all just do our runs and workouts and if someone happens to have a pick-up on a segment and gets a KOM (crown) - so be it.
But, a former D1 runner and budding influencer just moved in. And he's deliberately organizing his runs and workouts to get those segments. And when he gets a crown, he posts incessantly.
So, I decided to just focus my efforts the last couple of weeks on taking his crowns. Now, each time I do, he writes to Strava, flagging those runs as me either being on a bike or uploading bad GPS data.
My neighborhood has a few decent runners. And there are number of strava segments on our streets. But no one really just targets those sections. We all just do our runs and workouts and if someone happens to have a pick-up on a segment and gets a KOM (crown) - so be it.
But, a former D1 runner and budding influencer just moved in. And he's deliberately organizing his runs and workouts to get those segments. And when he gets a crown, he posts incessantly.
So, I decided to just focus my efforts the last couple of weeks on taking his crowns. Now, each time I do, he writes to Strava, flagging those runs as me either being on a bike or uploading bad GPS data.
I suppose I brought this upon myself. Thoughts?
Why not run when and where he runs and beat him everytime he goes for your crown? This will get you free publicity and prove to the world who is the local segment king. Only thus can you proceed in the game and move up to the next level in Strava. But you'll need to have collected all the crowns and beat this boss first. Unless you are actually an NPC and this is his game, in which case you do you.
My neighborhood has a few decent runners. And there are number of strava segments on our streets. But no one really just targets those sections. We all just do our runs and workouts and if someone happens to have a pick-up on a segment and gets a KOM (crown) - so be it.
But, a former D1 runner and budding influencer just moved in. And he's deliberately organizing his runs and workouts to get those segments. And when he gets a crown, he posts incessantly.
So, I decided to just focus my efforts the last couple of weeks on taking his crowns. Now, each time I do, he writes to Strava, flagging those runs as me either being on a bike or uploading bad GPS data.
I suppose I brought this upon myself. Thoughts?
Hang out in the shrubs adjacent to the segment and pleasure yourself when he runs by
I'm fascinated by the number of posts that don't realize this is all tongue-in-cheek. Humor is dead.
We know it's tongue-in-cheek; it's just not all that funny, sorry.
It’s actually funny to trigger influencers.
I liked the suggestion of calling him out on social media. They hate being exposed as the phony fakes they are. (If you are inclined to escalate this. Maybe use a fake profile)
PS what happens if you delete and reupload a flagged run? Maybe with a slight metadata change in the gpx only say run begins 1s later? Any chance to wear him down like this?