How many pair of underwear should an adult male own at one time?

I don't wear underwear most of the time. Prefer to show off my package. 🍆

About 15 if you workout and do manual labor. 10 if you are a regular white collar guy.

none...

he should just wear his mom's

Bro rocks the dooky stained pants

Just go with a Speedo. Wash by hand, line dry in no time. One or two max.

Well, your username suggests that yours is like a turtle that, for his own protection, retreats into his shell.

Why own any underwear, just wear your wife's.

There was a 15 year who stole women's underwear from clotheslines in the 1950s.

30 years later he committed a string of murders of young women.

He liked to cut up their clothes, just like he did with the underwear.

He was killed in prison a few years ago.

The number you own is a function of whether you train wearing underwear, how often you do laundry, do you wear more than once between laundering, and if you regularly use a bidet. Seriously.

21

Can this function be graphed?

You must suffer from ED because otherwise you would get embarrassed too many times in public.

...um, this is one article of compression clothing that shouldn't be worn for an extended period of time

Think outside the Box! Just buy Attends!

Even just reading this made me wince in horror at past memories