Paris Men’s 1500m: Fakest Sht I’ve Ever Seen

Give Coe bicarb, super spikes and modern tracks and what do you think he runs? You can't compare today's times with pre-super spike times. The fact that El G and Lagat were running 3:26 without modern advantages is largely what makes me very suspicious if what they managed to do.

hole cocker?

Yeah, as opposed to all the phenomenal clean US performances suddenly coming out of nowhere.

Classic LR ostrich strategy. When it's US athletes with sus performances you bury your head deep in your a...

You are weak athlete peace of shi*. thinking its only possible running fast times with some magical drugs. Talent and hard work is key

Don't think people are factoring in the track itself enough with these times. They built it fresh for the Olympics to be as fast as possible. That combined with perfect conditions and pacing and guys can run the race of their lives.

It’s not the same track/stadium as the Olympics.

But still, this was the track of the men’s 2mile and steeple WRs and Faith’s 1500 and (former) 5k WR. Also chosen by Nike/Faith for Breaking4

I rewatched the 2016 NCAA 1500 final yesterday, and they bragged about Issac Yorks being a 3:54 miler indoors lolllll.

Now this year, a 3:48 indoor miler can't win the NCAA 1500 outdoors, we have two HS seniors running 3:36 in one race, etc etc etc

If that game has changed here, why is it so hard to believe it's changed elsewhere? Or are these US HS and college kids to the gills too?

I feel you dear!! I really do!! This is magic at the divine pharmaceutical level (nivel).

Absolutamente imposible!!

I have a brain and I know these results from George mills and co are doped to la maxima!!

This sport is over but I thought I said that over a thousand years ago??

Still doping at the same restaurant or suite room. They exchanged phone numbers and visited each other’s room after hours. That’s probably how they rack up these divinely imposible resultados!!

George Mills and Habz are two of the most also ran athletes of all space and time up till 2024 December and then suddenly runs insane within 5 months?

Only Jesus is capable of doing that cleanly. Drugs are written all over their faces.

There are dirty Moroccans and Habz has got to be it!!

Any clean athlete needs to have the same progression in space and time as my beloved beloved Josh Kerr!! It took Kerr all his life and all his career just to run high 3:27s cleanly and here we have Habz doing low 3:27s off of what? He hasn’t had the spacetime progression of Kerr at all!!

I’ll give that to you dear!! But do remember that the dirty Nico Young did decimate Mills in the final 200m of the Oslo 5k which then puts Young at more likely doping than Mills if Mills is.

Says who? My beloved Josh Kerr is clean and has always been as sworn by my other beloved Danny Mackey!! To think otherwise is criminal.

George mills seems to progress faster at the 1500 then Josh Kerr being much less talented but it could very well be bicarb. In that case are we seeing a 3.25 from Josh Kerr soon as he is always 3 seconds ahead of mills??

Mills dropped his 1500m PB by 2.5 seconds.

I say screw that view!! El G is heavily clean and I would put my neck on the line for his glory!!

I know Kenyans and Moroccans dope but there are exceptions to this rule and El King was this one exception!!

You can see all the evidence of clean Kerr. He was super thin at Paris start line but Fishery was super chubby kinda fat. That’s how you tell who the dirty ones are.

El G was super thin on Atlanta start line in 96, he put on muscle on 2000 Sydney but that’s not chubby or fat which Fishery is. And then in 04 Athens El G reverted to being super thin like in Atlanta again. His body shape stayed consistently thin or thinly muscular throughout. It wasn’t the sort of testosterone muscular version but those enabled through diligent training and body weight exercises. It’s also consistent with a training environment free of artificial electromagnetic fields because then you don’t need lots of bulky muscles to run fast you just rely on a very good nervous system ( electrical impulses) to fire off your thin muscles and still run fast!!

Upvote or downvote me in the drones if you benefitted from my knowledge!

There's no comparison between Mills and Habz. Habz turns 32 next month. Mills won the European U18 championships by almost a second just after he'd turned 17. Then he was ravaged by injury almost immediately. He's just turned 26.

I'm not saying Mills isn't certain to be clean. He did have a big jump up when he switched camps in 2023, and as ThoughtsLeader correctly keeps pointing out, some of his teammates are Moroccan and so likely dodgy.

It's a case of something like : Habz 90% likely to be doping.

Mills 20% likely to be doping.

Kerr 5% likely to be doping.

Jake Wightman 1% likely to be doping.

At some point the “fake ship” will be the new normal. Just like government.

Not all are to the gills but you can bet on one half to be doped. For every clean athlete you find the next one you bump into will be dirty. This is my expert opinion.

Everybody is doping throughout the whole world not just America and Europe. A distance runner needs to be highly skinny or skinnily muscular whenever he runs insane times. The Makloufis and co are unusually bulky for such a slow PB that they have so they are dirty.

On second thought Habz does look as skinny as El G so there is a sliver of hope for me that he is very clean.

Awesome stuff from you beloved Coevett!! You complete me perfectly and could be one half of me!! I agree with everything you say Mills is certainly less likely doping than Habz. Mills does have very sound biomechanics too which adds to my hope.

That’s true and it wasn’t even a world or Olympic final. It seems Wejo is right it’s a fake track issue. They probably manipulated the space time domain of the surface by doping it up with advanced materials?? Otherwise the athletes have to be doping.