renowned horticulturalist wrote:
bring the wood to you my friend. start with some vines growing up the staircase banister, a giant redwood as a central feature in the living room, and some pine trees in the corners of bedrooms. for added realism introduce some fauna such as squirrels, woodpeckers and an ostrich. i know what you're thinking. ostriches don't live in woods. well neither did squirrels before they did. and woodpeckers prior to their woodpecking antics were mere peckers. maybe in the future there will be no ostrich, only the woodostrich
Great idea, but sounds a little ambitious for little old me.
How about just loading up the place with Chia pets?
You know, like this:

