planner man wrote:
Prison for free food and board:
1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.
2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.
3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.
4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.
What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?
Good luck if you live in a Democrat controlled state. You’d be released in a week if even serving anytime no matter how bad the crime.

