Is it possible to go to prison for life so I can get free food and board without hurting anyone?

You know nothing about prison culture wrote:

planner man wrote:

Prison for free food and board:

1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.

2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.

3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.

4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.

What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?

1) Then you would need to do something very harmful to earn that

2) See above

3) Not a lot of respect amongst criminals. You WILL be targeted at some point

4) Not gonna happen unless you hurt someone.

davethecanuck wrote:

You know nothing about prison culture wrote:

1) Then you would need to do something very harmful to earn that

2) See above

3) Not a lot of respect amongst criminals. You WILL be targeted at some point

4) Not gonna happen unless you hurt someone.

I dunno about #3. I think telling other inmates about how I once broke 20 minutes in a 5K two decades ago would put me near the top of the prison social order.

planner man wrote:

Prison for free food and board:

1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.

2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.

3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.

4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.

What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?

Sally Vix wrote:

davethecanuck wrote:

I dunno about #3. I think telling other inmates about how I once broke 20 minutes in a 5K two decades ago would put me near the top of the prison social order.

You could star in The Jericho Mile II.

ShawShanked wrote:

give it a try and then video blog it, make it a tik tok series and when you are release you will be rich due to all the followers you have attracted.

also remember it aint gay if you're in prison.

Coloradoclimber wrote:

In all honesty the parole issue is the difficult one. You'd typically have to commit murder for no chance of parole. Also solitary confinement you'd have to do something pretty bad.

It would actually be easier to self commit yourself to a mental hospital and act crazy/threaten self-harm to get solitary.

Steve The Addict OFFICIAL -----^^^^^ wrote:

Armed robbery with no bullets in the chamber but claim you thought it was loaded.

planner man wrote:

Prison for free food and board:

1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.

2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.

3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.

4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.

What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?

planner man wrote:

Prison for free food and board:

1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.

2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.

3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.

4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.

What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?

planner man wrote:

Prison for free food and board:

1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.

2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.

3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.

4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.

What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?