-a script idea-
jakob returns home from a 10 mile tempo, sheepishly walks through the door covering his right leg by keeping one arm in a fixed position in front of his thigh.
gjert notices the way jakob is walking like a stroke victim, strides over purposefully and removes jakob's hand from his thigh. I KNEW IT YOU C*** what did i tell you you LITTLE B&STARD! One more sh*tty tinkerbell tattoo and I'll give you 20 lashes! *removes belt*
*jakob protests*
Don't 'come on pa' at me, You made me do this!
-sombre music plays and camera cuts-