Why do liberals prefer cats over dogs?

One of the only reasons to have a dog is for picking up hot chicks. They are suckers for dogs, especially puppies. That's why when I was younger, I would pick up a puppy, usually a lab, go to the park and nab a young thang or two. When the dog would get older, I would take him to the pound and start the whole process over with a new puppy. Chick bait.

My German Shepard will convince you otherwise. Walk into a closet and she will lock you in where you belong by closing the door with her nose(no treat required, just a "God dog").

Are cops Republicans? Shouldn't any profession that's being paid via taxes by democratic? Lolol

But to score at home a cat jumping into her lap gives an excuse to start petting in threat area ... get a smile and you're on your way.

Trumper guys are so dumb. They can't see the Trumpers are become a higher and higher percentage of males as females leave the cult. Their preference to "hang [it] out" with the "boys" is obvious.

In the matrix, many people are bored. I'll add that less intelligent people become bored more easily as they can't entertain themselves adequately with their own mundane mind. Bored people tend to look to trends to find cheap entertainment and a dog is a popular option. I say cheap entertainment because most people are not rich. Although rich people of course have dogs and cats, the rich people likely become bored by choice (settling down with family life) rather than unwillingly (trapped in matrix).

Did your German Shepherd help you come out of the closet?

You better be nice or President Biden’s German Shepherd, Commander, will bite you.

“Discussion”

Looked like a discussion to me. Some trolling, a lot of complaining, and a lot of one sentence BS, but plenty of posts and responses with substance. There was a discussion.

Anyway, how's your cat doing today?

My dog is being lazy after a morning jog.

Yeah, that's why they all wore two chin diapers and got experimental medicine because Fauci told them to. So independent and strong willed....

One thing I don't understand about cats and dogs is why they lick their butt holes. Isn't it better to have a dirty poopy butt hole than a dirty poopy tongue?

Did your uncle take you out, or was it your priest?

^ such a gay statement. you are fascinated with licking butt holes.

He can't look when his un-neutered dog is humping his leg.

A dog is literally an ass-licker.

Conservatives are unpopular, weak, terrified, little men.

They need an ass-licker to defend them. They need an ass-licker to worship them.

Putting discussion in quotations is absolutely correct on LRC. And most message boards. This is obvious.

If their digestive systems can handle it - and clearly they can - then "No."

(and they apparently don't judge each other for having sh** breath)

It's not gay. It's a legitimate question