Zuckerberg 5k

He should do the next one with one of those eye-cover dunce caps he sells strapped to his head.

Buddy does not want to give props cause he's a 40 year old tryhard himself

You are all delusional. Who the hell dopes to run 7:00 pace. like the other half of you have said, that's not very hard or impressive. Nobody on this site knows anything about anything and your perception of the world is funny as hell.

You think Lance got ball cancer naturally? lmao.

Results link:

From the bib number in his pic, he entered as "Martin Salzburg".

I ran it, but didn't notice him. Honestly not a good event for running fast, so the time is certainly "legit". Narrow start with huge mob of kids. 80 feet uphill for the first 1.5 miles. And the whole course is mostly running on sidewalks and in bike lanes around the Stanford campus. You have to watch your footing and there isn't much space to pass or be passed.

Whatever about running... solid Dad work.

21min I used to run when I was 11-12 years old, a Kenyan would run as 4-5 year old. lol. EXTREMELY SLOW

Wondering if his sub 20 5k was in non carbon spring shoes

what percentage of 40 year olds can run 21 min 5k, maybe 1-2%? unless you're over 40 don't even make such a comment

I’m sure you personally know him, but let’s all chant tech guy bad bc that’s what our dying news industry is shoveling down our mouth to get upvoted on the interwebs. Zuck has always socially awkward tech savant who has to deal with tech-illiterate vogons that cast him in a bad light. Is he stupid rich? Yes. Do people have an unhealthy relationship with Meta products that maybe is perpetuated by Meta? Yes. Do most companies in our society seek to perpetuate unhealthy relationships with their users? Pretty much. Do you not understand how advertising works or how engineered your bag of Doritos is? You optimize for your KPIs and then you damage control. Ask yourself if you understand the difficultly of moderation at scale.

I for one enjoy don’t use Facebook or Instagram (so maybe I just don’t understand the harm), but I enjoy living in a world that I can look for a niche object and buy it on Facebook marketplace the next day, and use all of the open source software that meta provides(PyTorch, React, Llamas, …

He runs a platform that's incited suicides, depression, anxiety, mental illness, bullying, photo shaming, and much more.

Agree.

Zuckerberg looks like a typical skinny distance runner to me. It's not hard for someone with the genetics to run 21mins off a month's interval training and a few distance runs.

also typo bros can fvck off

He got 86 sec slower in just one year?

19:34 @ age 39: 68.65%.

21:02 @ age 40: 64.33%.

I'd say this is a rather steep decline.

So a site slightly less toxic than LR

He had a chip time of 20:58. He's still 39 though. He turns 40 in a couple weeks according to Wikipedia. That's fast enough to win the Masters races at many a small local 5k.

he used Martin Salzburg as an alias when he registered. lol.

Did you miss the part about being only 5 months away from a torn acl? I stand by that this is pretty impressive, even with access to the best surgeon and rehab

Who dopes to run a seven minute mile? If anyone does, it is an egomaniacal goon who looks like he suffers from extremely low testosterone and then simultaneously seems jazzed about growing a beard at the age of 39.