Hi, I'm Roger Biebert, and am here today to review The Athlete Special's "Running the Croc Mile World Record". Let's get into it...
I don't want to see a video about Spencer Brown, I just want to hang out with him. Anyone who can throw on crocs and be that nice must know the secret of life. If he knew the secret of making videos, there'd be no stopping the bloke.
"Running the Croc Mile World Record" is a video about a genial man and his sweet girlfriend, and how they leave traditional training and races and travel to west Seattle and foil an all-comers meet. I've seen audits that were more thrilling.
The video recycles the formula of the original "Croc runs" videos over the past decade. All together croc videos have had huge success, so I see what he was going for here. Good on ya, mate! The only mystery about this video, more intriguing than anything in its plot, is why is Allie hosting? Is she the star of the channel now?
Spencer Brown is just plain a nice guy. He's low-key and folksy, and hardly ever gets mad, and has such a studied naivete regarding life in the big city that he not only comes from suburban New England but must live in a soundproof hole out there. Like the hero of "Memento," he seems to suffer from short-term memory loss, which is why in video after video he can expose himself to would-be trolls, or walk into suspect training cycles without realizing it.
In "Running the Croc Mile World Record," his training methodology is a metaphor to living in a town with a population of 20 with his girlfriend Allie, who met him in the Beasts series when she was an aspiring professional runner. He runs Boulder safaris, eats burritos, and picks up his son Ari after school. Allie, whose father might as well be an international press baron, is happy to live so far from realistic training approaches, as indeed she might be in a lot of areas of life, considering that Brown only cooks for her occasionally and otherwise relies on her for keeping the videos interesting as of late.
The video is pokey and the jokes amble onscreen, squat down on their haunches and draw diagrams of themselves in the dust. But enough Brown-bashing. Truth in journalism compels me to report that "Running the Croc Mile World Record" is at least genial family entertainment, quite possibly of interest to younger audiences and entirely lacking in the vomitous content of such running youtubers as Matthew Choi. Since the youtubers are advertising those excremental exercises in places where kids develop a desire to see them, it is good, after they see Evert Silva to have an innocent and harmless entertainment like "Croc Mile WR" as another choice. It may not be brilliant, but who would you rather your kids took as a role model: The Athlete Special, Matthew Choi or Seth James DeMoor? It is a melancholy milestone in our society when parents pray, "Please, God, let my child grow up to admire a croc mile world record holder," but there you have it.
Three out of Four Stars
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This man needs to think about his future and get a stable job rather than posting inane videos of him acting a fool on YT. You would think him and Allie are teenagers based off their behavior.
This man needs to think about his future and get a stable job rather than posting inane videos of him acting a fool on YT. You would think him and Allie are teenagers based off their behavior.
Ironically, running a half marathon dressed as marathon or trying to set a crocs world record is probably a negative in regards to his digital footprint.
If he had left brooks and immediately gone into the workforce that would’ve actually been a good look to employers
NOT the ideal footwear for track & field, still I was able to crank a pretty good 400m in these ugly ass shoes. A huge THANK YOU to everyone who came out to ...
It shouldn't surprise you given that he has recently run a 1:52 800 and 3:45 1500. 4:18 is worth like a 3:59 1500 pretty much, of course made more impressive by the fact that it was run in crocs.
Hi, I'm Roger Biebert, and am here today to review Nick Symmonds' "New 400 Meter World Record!!!... (in Crocs)". Let's get into it...
Prepare to embark on a mesmerizing odyssey of artistic audacity and sublime physicality as you enter the ethereal realm of "The Croc 400." This mesmerizing video transcends the confines of traditional sports and embraces a kaleidoscope of avant-garde expression, challenging the very essence of conventional filmmaking. With a calculated fusion of meticulous cinematography, poetic narration, and a cast of eccentric athletes, this opus stands as a testament to the boundless potential of human imagination and the transformative power of unconventional footwear.
From the inaugural frame, a transcendental symphony of visual poetry envelops the screen, unfolding with the enigmatic persona of Nick Symmonds, the auteur extraordinaire. With a delicate whisper that reverberates through the cosmic abyss, Symmonds invites us into his ethereal realm, beckoning us to bear witness to a transformative journey unlike any other.
"The Croc 400" transcends the boundaries of mundane reality, elevating itself to an evocative dreamscape where human potential melds seamlessly with existential philosophy. As the ethereal music unfurls, a wistful introspection envelopes our souls, plunging us into a profound contemplation of existence itself. In this new year, this new decade, Symmonds embarks upon a transcendental quest, venturing into uncharted territories of the mind, body, and footwear.
However, Symmonsd eschews the path of solitude, for he understands that true artistic epiphanies arise from the profound interplay of individual souls. Thus, he beckons seven valiant beings, each a testament to the human spirit's infinite capacity for reinvention. From the hallowed grounds of Bloomington, Indiana to the enigmatic landscapes of Ecuador, they gather in harmonious unity, illuminating the collective consciousness with their shared purpose.
As the camera unveils their identities, the visages of these ethereal beings reflect a symphony of dreams and aspirations. Scott Bush, an embodiment of tenacious resolve, yearns to transcend the temporal limitations of a 66-second finish. Davis, an enigma emanating from Corbin University, dares to defy the laws of physicality, igniting a primal desire to unravel the enigma of a 55-second milestone.
Yet, the narrative transcends the realm of experienced athletes alone, for the voice of youth echoes through the narrative tapestry. Ben, a harbinger of untapped potential, embraces the audacious goal of a 65-second triumph, exuding a magnetic allure that captivates both the ethereal and the corporeal. It is within this vibrant ensemble that the confluence of human aspirations and the rhythmic pulse of the universe converge.
"The Croc 400" unveils a breathtaking spectacle of corporeal expression, captivating the viewer with its tapestry of grace and vulnerability. The camera, an omnipresent observer, captures the raw essence of each stride, each leap, each exertion of will. The ethereal soundscape reverberates with the symphony of heartbeats, mirroring the cosmic pulse of the human spirit, synchronized in a harmonious dance with the tempo of existence itself.
However, amidst the awe-inspiring spectacle, "The Croc 400" is not immune to critical scrutiny. While its audacious spirit and artistic vision are undeniably captivating, one cannot help but question the practicality of racing in Crocs and the practical lessons it may be teaching young viewers. The choice of footwear, though intended as a symbol of unorthodox rebellion, might be seen by some as a gimmicky distraction, diverting attention from the core essence of the race itself. In the pursuit of artistic novelty, the video occasionally strays into the realm of self-indulgence, potentially alienating viewers seeking a more straightforward sports experience.
Furthermore, the poetic narration, while undoubtedly evocative, occasionally teeters on the edge of pretentiousness. Its flowery language and abstract musings may alienate those seeking a more grounded and accessible narrative. By delving too deeply into the realm of metaphysical exploration, "The Croc 400" risks losing its connection with a broader audience, confining its appeal to a niche circle of avant-garde enthusiasts.
Despite its faults, in mere minutes, a paradigm shift unfolds before our eyes. Symmonds, a beacon of indomitable spirit, defies conventional limits, transcending temporal boundaries with an astonishing 54.64-second triumph. As he transcends the constraints of time, he imparts upon us the wisdom that true liberation lies in the audacity to challenge preconceived notions.
"The Croc 400" transcends the realm of mere sporting prowess; it stands as a testament to the human capacity for reinvention and the subversion of societal expectations. Symmonds' visionary directorial acumen shapes each frame into a transcendent work of art, where each second unveils a metaphysical revelation, an intoxicating blend of triumph and transcendence.
Symmonds invites us, the entranced audience, to join him in this existential voyage, a symphony of the soul, where time, space, and the limitations of footwear dissolve into a unified cosmic dance. "The Croc 400" is a transformative masterpiece that defies categorization, daring us to challenge the limitations of our own imaginations and transcend the mundanity of existence. Surrender to its hypnotic allure, and you shall emerge forever altered, with a newfound appreciation for the audacity of the human spirit.
Three out of four stars
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I’m not really a fan of any of these running influencers but a 4:18 in crocs is pretty cool I guess. Wearing baby clown shoes he ran a time that would completely obliterate most of the people who post here even when they were at their very best.
. He's low-key and folksy, and hardly ever gets mad, and has such a studied naivete regarding life in the big city that he not only comes from suburban New England but must live in a soundproof hole out there.
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