The Return of Valbymania this Saturday

Just look at her. She'll always be a winner in life.

This Saturday, SATURDAY, SATURDAY!!!!

Valbymania returns for one night only! Featuring Grave Drigger. Get you tickets Now!

Let me ask you a question jabroni......watcha gonna do...BROTHER...when VALBYMANIA runs wild all over you?!?!?!????????????!!!!?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?

Brother, your screenname just earned you a FREE (( Valbymania )) tank top.

Please be respectful of the opposite sex. No need to display your juvenile lusts that have not been tamed by proper mental redirection and discipline.

Ummm...I don't think you understand how this works. Allow me to me gently explain.

Parker Valby could be defeated a thousand times over, but she would remain as always and forever....THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She’s not even doubling. Just one race. Not impressed. Tuohy and most other runners step up to the plate for their teams at these meets and try to score in more than one event.

Change your post from "pimple-faced boys" to "grown men" and you have every Tuohy thread for the past few years.

It’s a good day to be alive. It’s a wonderful world despite all the distractions that keep us from not running to be the best versions of ourselves. It’s good to root for excellence in the form of a tan blond haired beauty battling the constraints of the second law of thermodynamics and the gravitational pressures opposed to biological mechanics to achieve a fast performance.

Expect Great Things in approximately ten hours!!!