The Beer Mile is fun. What other distance races can we incorporate drugs and or alcohol?

Mile high mile. Must be run at one mile (or more) elevation, consume some weed, run a lap, rinse and repeat.

The purple drank pole vault… One pint per jump, and remove the pads after the 5th jump! Good times!

A few ideas:

1. Participants take ecstasy, and then see whose head can hit the highest mark while bouncing off the walls.

2. Participants don't take drugs, but are forced to listen to someone who's high recite a story/anecdote. The person who can stay awake the longest wins.

3. Count the tooth. This one explains itself and involves Crystal Meth.

western states with a tab of acid at every aid station would be good for participants and spectators.

a k hole 100m would be interesting to watch.

A multi-day cycle race around France in July, during which the participants shoot up whatever the hell they like

Mushroom marathon. Would probably take 6 hours, minimum.

Not quite a drug, but the Expired Milk Mile would be a hoot to watch.

I saw a Daquiri beep test one time

The 6, 12, 18, 24 challenge.

Miles run, beers drank, donuts eaten, ejaculations.

You have 24 hours. You get to chose which one you would do for each number. For example, my decision would be 6 ejaculations, 12 beers, 18 donuts, 24 miles.

100 Miles.

100 Beers.

100 Hours.

Shrooms-thon would be cray

I like the team aspect.

You could build a distance medley relay team with a different drug for each leg of the race.

1200 - This runner drops acid 90 minutes prior to race time.

400 - Nitrous Oxide balloon right before being handed the baton.

800 - MDMA (ecstasy) thus effectively running the 800 on pure LOVE rather than pure hate.

1600 - A nice thick Guinness every lap.

(Oh yeah, and don't do drugs kids).

some buddies from my high school league get together every year for a tequila two mile.. usually have 6 - 10 people start, lucky to get more than one finisher each year.

I want the Molly/MDMA 400m. You have to snort or smoke .2g 10mins before the start

Lol are you a child? I can do schrooms and easily walk a marathon in that time. Hell I’ve closed 300k business deals on schrooms before with no problem.

with the left and brainwashed capitalists, soon they will be selling schrooms at gas stations marketing them to women to “helping you relax and accept your fat self”.

no better reason to divorce your wife than when she starts to mention her friends doing schrooms. Like ok, glad the schrooms and ketamine help you feel better about cheating on your husband. “Oh, John and me are wonderful now. I tried Schrooms and never accepted and loved myself so much. The schrooms basically made me realize I don’t give af about symbolic reality and just try to let things be now”

Some of my best good times have been H3 runs. Except maybe the scrapes and poison ivy and hang over, but you can still get a solid 4-6 mile trail run in with fun people.

Imagine the stomach problems.

Some of my favorite runs ever were hashes; the best being mid-winter runs which included shots of brandy at the start and every checkpoint. I can’t do those anymore because my drinking started to interfere with my life- but still have the memories- though they are a bit fuzzy at times-