My girlfriend and her family are weird. What do I do?

Raun away as fast as you can before they eat your "homo-ex-boyfriend-liver."

I would break up with her with a PowerPoint presentation.

kill them

They are really freak. Break up and run away as soon as possible.

I would do the exact opposite. Ask them to pass the white sweet stuff. Or is there any more of that yellow scrambled crap that comes from a chickens ass.

That's pretty funny. Possibily it's an inside joke with the family, or maybe the dad works in the food industry and so he sees a HUGE difference between "domino" and "store brand" so he wants to specify "domino" to avoid being handed the, in his mind, completely disgusting store brand.

You ask for advice from a bunch of social misfits?

I'd say you've found your perfect match.

Please pass the dutchie man.

Next time, ask if they have any Grey Poupon.

Talk to them in the same way, but invent lots of brand names.

Find out if they refer to Jello as gelatin or Kleenex as tissues.

Missed the point wrote:

I would do the exact opposite. Ask them to pass the white sweet stuff. Or is there any more of that yellow scrambled crap that comes from a chickens ass.

That might be the funniest thing I have ever read on this board.

HRE wrote:

Find out if they refer to Jello as gelatin or Kleenex as tissues.

They had Puffs in the house and they said "can you please pass the Puffs."

Other things I heard that day:

"Mom, do you have any Waverlys" [Waverlys are crackers]

"Let's watch a little Sony" [instead of 'television']

"Take the Peperidge Farm and put it in the Krups" [take the bread and put it in the toaster]

There were tons more of these too. I was looking for the Candid Camera.

The only one that you've listed that is a true cause for concern is the "Let's watch a little Sony" - Christ!

just ask them straight out why they do it. they "watch a little sony" is really bizarre. sounds like this family got a group rate on lobotomies.

this is a weird thread

Kaiser Soze

No One Special wrote:

They had Puffs in the house and they said "can you please pass the Puffs."

Other things I heard that day:

"Mom, do you have any Waverlys" [Waverlys are crackers]

"Let's watch a little Sony" [instead of 'television']

"Take the Peperidge Farm and put it in the Krups" [take the bread and put it in the toaster]

There were tons more of these too. I was looking for the Candid Camera.[/quote]

You had me going with the first post, but this I can't believe at all.

bad santa her, she won't shit right for a week

Trust me, they are all freaks. I think I've had enough time to process it all now. She's history.

The mother said she had to "Hoover the whole house" before I came over! They do this with everything!