Cowboys owner Jerry Jones being sued for sexual assault in lawsuit.

don't ride em cowboy wrote:

Jerry Jones allegedly sexually assaulted a woman in 2009. She is now suing him.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2014/09/09/jerry-jones-sexual-assault-lawsuit-dallas-cowboys

I should have mentioned she is a stripper.

The only ones who should be suing Jerry Jones for assault are the Cowboys fans who have been subject to his diminishing competence as a GM. He is doing to the Cowboys what Al Davis did to the Raiders in his later years, putting all his money on offense and letting his defense go to crap.

Jerry Jones is in Dallas so, is she a biological female?

Maybe Jerry finally got some penetration in the red zone

Jerry may be the worst thing that happened to the Cowboys but he's the best thing that has happened to the NFL in 30 years.

"did you like those three super bowls, I hope you did, I hope you did very much"

joedirt wrote:

The only ones who should be suing Jerry Jones for assault are the Cowboys fans who have been subject to his diminishing competence as a GM. He is doing to the Cowboys what Al Davis did to the Raiders in his later years, putting all his money on offense and letting his defense go to crap.

This ^

Jerry Jones IS Al Davis.

don't ride em cowboy wrote:

Jerry Jones allegedly sexually assaulted a woman in 2009. She is now suing him.

http://www.si.com/nfl/2014/09/09/jerry-jones-sexual-assault-lawsuit-dallas-cowboys

I'd be willing to bet that Jones is thrilled to have this lawsuit coming at him. If he loses a few million bucks it will be money well spent for bragging rights among his old man friends.

rofl

I have billions. I'm rich. Hot women are in short skirts flaunting all around me, but I'm loyal to my wife for over 30 years. don't you think once, just once a chick is going to make something up?

Who cares?

Seriously, this is a RUNNING site. Who cares about it?

NFL is busy shooting itself in the foot = comedy relief, if not for that lady getting KO'd. (Uncool. No need for that crap.)

Who cares? wrote:

Who cares?

Seriously, this is a RUNNING site. Who cares about it?

NFL is busy shooting itself in the foot = comedy relief, if not for that lady getting KO'd. (Uncool. No need for that crap.)

you're new here, right?

Mick not Lovin wrote:

I have billions. I'm rich. Hot women are in short skirts flaunting all around me, but I'm loyal to my wife for over 30 years. don't you think once, just once a chick is going to make something up?

1) Sometimes women do make things up.

2) Chicks are incapable of making things up. They are no smarter than house sparrows.

3) I have no idea whether or not this particular woman is making shit up.

4) I have no interest in whether or not this particular woman is making shit up.

5) Whether or not this particular woman is making shit up is immaterial to what I said in my previous post.

joedirt wrote:

The only ones who should be suing Jerry Jones for assault are the Cowboys fans who have been subject to his diminishing competence as a GM. He is doing to the Cowboys what Al Davis did to the Raiders in his later years, putting all his money on offense and letting his defense go to crap.

Sadly, Al Davis' kids are doing a worse job of running the Raiders than Al did. Al Davis>Jerry Jones>Al Davis' kids

From ESPN the Magazine, Jerry Football:

...on the 20th anniversary of his departure, Johnson chatted with Tim Cowlishaw, the Dallas Morning News columnist, and stuck a jagged shiv into Jones' ego.

"What anniversary is this one?" Johnson asked, laughing. "They're always having some kind of anniversaries down there. ... I guess because they don't go to Super Bowls anymore."

Ouch.