What is the biggest animal you can beat up with your hands?

Lexington Steele wrote:

I've never been in an actual fight. But I think despite my small frame that I could maybe take a moose because of my sheer aggression and quick hands.

I also think I could easily have my way with an elk.

Anybody think they can take down a bear?

This made me laugh out loud. I can guarantee you've never seen a live moose.

agree with first reply. seriously OP, a moose is like 1500 pounds

beer wrote:

Lexington Steele wrote:

I've never been in an actual fight. But I think despite my small frame that I could maybe take a moose because of my sheer aggression and quick hands.

I also think I could easily have my way with an elk.

Anybody think they can take down a bear?

This made me laugh out loud. I can guarantee you've never seen a live moose.

He said elk...but same sentiment. No one in hell you take on an elk with your bear hands. I personally think you would have a better chance taking down a black bear than an elk.

Start punching house cats and work your way up to sleeping fawns. Soon you will be on your way to dancing with mooses.

HatetheGamePlaya wrote:

beer wrote:

This made me laugh out loud. I can guarantee you've never seen a live moose.

He said elk...but same sentiment. No one in hell you take on an elk with your bear hands. I personally think you would have a better chance taking down a black bear than an elk.

If he has bear hands he might have a chance.

A moose? Are you f-ing kidding me?

0/10

Seriously, I just saw a moose last week while out for a trail run with a friend of mine. I had never seen one before and couldn't believe how big it was, but my buddy commented that it seemed like a pretty small one. Beyond just their size, they are very strong. A moose will absolutely kick your ass.

I think I could beat up a basset hound

I can beat up a fricking giraffe. You bitches have been pwned.

Plus, to take down a moose you'd have to get through his little squirrel friend first.

A Narwhal surfaces. My fist into it's blowhole.

I win!

A guppy

Probably a slightly larger, but significantly less athletic human is where I max out. I can't think of too many animals that are much over 150 lbs that are relatively docile.

Actually, what about the world's fattest human? They would probably only be able to move quite slowly.

I think this thread is over now.

laughingostrich wrote:

If he has bear hands he might have a chance.

Gah, I wish I had made this joke. You beat me to it.

The wooly mammoth is extinct because I beat them all to death.

Just in case some of you don't know, moose like to hump peoples' cars during mating season. They often inflict major damage to the car.

Your mother!

casual commentary wrote:

http://www.terradaily.com/reports/Ageing_Farmer_Kills_Leopard_With_Bare_Hands_In_Kenya.html

I think this thread is over now.

Without a doubt, that guy could give chuck norris a run for his money, but leopards only weigh between 80 and 200 lbs, so this probably isn't even the largest animal that this guy can beat up with his bare hands.