There's no way I'll be able to run under my PR and I don't want anyone to know I've raced. I need all of your help to think of a good alias to race under.
This race is in prep for a marathon in early summer so I just want to get my foot out the door and run close to marathon pace.
Funny responses greatly appreciated.
Bob Loblaw
Ignacio Doomhammer
Gaylord Silly
Superhero alter egos seem to be in fashion. Bruce Wayne, etc.
Rey Mysterio Jr.
Haile Gebrselassie
Race under the name of a friend you really want to embarrass.
coach bigfoot wrote:
Bob Loblaw
On that note if you really want to be sneaky you may as well go with Gene Parmesan.
Heather Utrata. Ask for $2000 for expenses while you're at it.
Leroy McGee
Silas Kiplafat
Chip Ahoy
Tim Culpepper
Richard Rodriguez
Dick Furbranes
Ronald Reagan
Jon Boland
If you are younger Don Lapre.
If you are older Victor Borge.
It's late and I've seen some infomercials, which made me think of some classics.
Fatima Boombatty
William Jurena
Ben Johnson
Art Vandolay