Jordan H's exit strategy for poor performance at the Trials

Top 3 and Olympic Team. She's a gamer.

truth be told. wrote:

Top 3 and Olympic Team. She's a gamer.

That is a different type of exit strategy but the first three are more plausible outcomes.

Bottom line is she cant EVER let what happened at the ncaa west preliminary in 2013 EVER happen again. That would ruin the whole brand image right now!

Incredibly bizarre. Seek help.

4. Blame USATF for suspending Alberto.

Theory of elimination wrote:

Everybody can still get a popsicle if:

1. She falls back before twenty miles then follows instructions to drop out. Place blame on injury then simultaneously make an early commit to a "Big Next Race" in Chicago.

2. Settle for "Oh So Close" 4th or 5th to save brand name image and shed those lion tears in nike gear on camera. This act will guarantee another 4-year sponsored journey with the best coaches in the world.

3. DNS day before, blame it on previous injury. Announce new Nike look alike internet brand strategy right after trials.

Discus!

DISCUSS.

It will be funny if the #3 option would come with an upside down swoosh.

masacote wrote:

It will be funny if the #3 option would come with an upside down swoosh.

Hair Jordan with an upside down swoosh ponytail brought to you by Matel.

Top 3 is a more plausible exit strategy than what you suggested.

The fetal position like Rupp took his last marathon; a DNF.

Real quick, what are known injuries for Jordan? Curious what the excuse will be this weekend.

Theory of elimination wrote:

Real quick, what are known injuries for Jordan? Curious what the excuse will be this weekend.

27 mile run a few weeks ago and a post saying the hay is in the barn.

She will win by over a minute.

quit being jackasses wrote:

Theory of elimination wrote:

Real quick, what are known injuries for Jordan? Curious what the excuse will be this weekend.

27 mile run a few weeks ago and a post saying the hay is in the barn.

She will win by over a minute.

there is a 99% chance she doesnt qualify. i dont care what her instagram account says or what strava says. I care about her next move when she doesnt qualify

Theory of elimination wrote:

Everybody can still get a popsicle if:

1. She falls back before twenty miles then follows instructions to drop out. Place blame on injury then simultaneously make an early commit to a "Big Next Race" in Chicago.

2. Settle for "Oh So Close" 4th or 5th to save brand name image and shed those lion tears in nike gear on camera. This act will guarantee another 4-year sponsored journey with the best coaches in the world.

3. DNS day before, blame it on previous injury. Announce new Nike look alike internet brand strategy right after trials.

Discus!

Someone's an ahole, and it is not JH.

informational wrote:

Theory of elimination wrote:

Everybody can still get a popsicle if:

1. She falls back before twenty miles then follows instructions to drop out. Place blame on injury then simultaneously make an early commit to a "Big Next Race" in Chicago.

2. Settle for "Oh So Close" 4th or 5th to save brand name image and shed those lion tears in nike gear on camera. This act will guarantee another 4-year sponsored journey with the best coaches in the world.

3. DNS day before, blame it on previous injury. Announce new Nike look alike internet brand strategy right after trials.

Discus!

Someone's an ahole, and it is not JH.

+1. Thanks informational.

It's ok to hate NOP, but Jordan is going to dismantle the women's field. No injury, no excuse, she is that much better

She deserves to qualify for her fans out there especially Rojo, Wejo and Gunt and all six of their usernames.

informational wrote:

Theory of elimination wrote:

Everybody can still get a popsicle if:

1. She falls back before twenty miles then follows instructions to drop out. Place blame on injury then simultaneously make an early commit to a "Big Next Race" in Chicago.

2. Settle for "Oh So Close" 4th or 5th to save brand name image and shed those lion tears in nike gear on camera. This act will guarantee another 4-year sponsored journey with the best coaches in the world.

3. DNS day before, blame it on previous injury. Announce new Nike look alike internet brand strategy right after trials.

Discus!

Someone's an ahole, and it is not JH.

ReplierToIdiots wrote:

It's ok to hate NOP, but Jordan is going to dismantle the women's field. No injury, no excuse, she is that much better

What about athlete-turned-actress, Alexi Pappas? Is she going to do the Olympics again this year?

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Theory of elimination wrote:

Everybody can still get a popsicle if:

1. She falls back before twenty miles then follows instructions to drop out. Place blame on injury then simultaneously make an early commit to a "Big Next Race" in Chicago.

2. Settle for "Oh So Close" 4th or 5th to save brand name image and shed those lion tears in nike gear on camera. This act will guarantee another 4-year sponsored journey with the best coaches in the world.

3. DNS day before, blame it on previous injury. Announce new Nike look alike internet brand strategy right after trials.

Discus!

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