CPAHELP wrote:
Just accepted assistant coaching position at local powerhouse HS. Whats your advice?
1. Get involved with most of them on social media.
2. Make them like u and think your funny by telling lots of jokes, sex jokes.
3. Talk about dieting.
4. Determine the females menstrual cycles so you can properly design their training
5. Correct the head coaches training by secretly suggesting, giving, or conducting alternative workouts.
6. Belittle and criticized slower runners in order to motivate them to new heights.
7. Show favoritism.
8. Super high mileage.
9. You yourself should wear short shorts, or tight tights, to practice. Add a cut off shirt.
10. Constantly name drop all the famous runners you have been associated with. The kids need to know your legit.
11. Exaggerate your own running achievements. Make sure it is not easily verifiable.
12. Earn the trust of a vulnerable one and pursue a “relationship” with them. This could be a male or female.
13. For recovery, massage their legs after hard workouts. Use lotion.
14. Do everything in your power to get rid of the old blood (i.e. coaches, non compliant athletes) so you can take over and control the program.
15. Start making cuts.