I am giving my collegiate runners "oil" to rub on armpits/groin/crotch to make their limbs glide easier

I usually only extort naive people, but never to extreme measures.

My best kept secret has been outed.

My athletes love the lube I give them. Idk why they go through the stuff so quickly, but they're always asking for more of my lubes.

Something tells me you're going to have a lot of time to spend in your (mother's) basement to devise new career plans for yourself

I read that New Zealand runners used to rub olive oil on their body during winter months to keep their body warm.

Why is the word oil in quotations? Is it not actually oil?

On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.

the430miler wrote:

This is my newest raceday weapon within my arsenal and coaching repertoire; the rest of the solutions to victory exist only within my athletes mentality. It's in their brain. It's in the deepest desires. It's in their heart.

Arguably, a well thought out and executed training plan and racing strategy are also important, no?

the430miler wrote:The armpit area and groin/crotch must be shaved in order for the "slickness" of the oil to be greasy enough for a physiological advantage via racing.

Do you do this with your athletes as a coach, and if so, do you keep it a secret?

I pay for the oil out of my own pocket, as I am willing to exort to all extreme measures for my athletes to be successful and be champions.

I assume you shave them and oil them up yourself to make sure it's done correctly?

Congratulations.

You have surpassed Greg as the weirdest guy on LR.

As a matter of fact I personally think you're insane. $100 says you'll be serving time for something mind-blowing.

If you have run 427 for the mile, why is your screen name “the430miler” instead of the427miler?

Not Jamin wrote:

If you have run 427 for the mile, why is your screen name “the430miler” instead of the427miler?

It's due to many many years of consistently "averaging" around 430

4:30 was before the oil. The lube shaved 3 seconds..

Elvin wrote:

Why is the word oil in quotations? Is it not actually oil?

On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.

You know, “oil” ?. Like, the stuff Sleazy Sal tested out on his son. ???

Wejo/rojo, I nominate this as the post of the week. Send 430 some hokas - I'd love to read his review of them!

You are definitely violating Texas state law and federal law.

I hope it is a fantasy. I hope this coaching is not real. Did a college athletic director sign off on allowing you to mentor 18 & 19 year old boys and girls? Did a dean of student affairs sign off on hiring you? Does the president of this college know exactly how weird you are? Do you walk around campus carrying your pistols?

Man this is great material. Keep it coming bro.

As long as 430miler is posting here then I will be continue to frequent letsrun! If he moves on then I will abandon this website just like I did with the NFL when Kaepernick started kneeling. No lie.

You should have them rub the oil on the bottom of their shoes. They’ll run faster because they will have less friction.?

Alberto Salazar was giving Galen Rupp private massages his whole career. Rubbing on the super special secret cream only for him. (It was testosterone cream)

You should get a hot chick to rub the oil on your runners. This could aid in recruiting. Please be careful when rubbing oil on the groin. You are so generous in sharing your secrets.