Basketball Player Lamar Odom Reveals He Used a Prosthetic Penis to Pass a Drug Test.

You mean ex-Kardashian spouse Lamar Odom used the technique made famous in TdF lore, USA movies, etc.?

Barrel of Laughs wrote:

Just when you think you heard it all: ?

This is the first you're hearing of this method?

Likely we'll find out this story was just a marketing ploy by the PP-maker.

The 'L-O' model had 10000 extra sales today wrote:

Likely we'll find out this story was just a marketing ploy by the PP-maker.

Nothing to see here, merely the only endorsement deal his agent could get him.

Except now those poor drug control people are going to be tugging on the root to make sure it is attached

This trick has been tried before.

In 1991 Belgian cyclocrosser Danny De Bie -who had been World Champion in 1989- was caught at a post-race doping control with a rig consisting of a condom filled with someone else's urine under his arm, attached to a catheter snaking under his clothing and running down to the direction of his penis. This became known as "The Pink Condom Affair," due to the prophylactic's color.

Unlike Odom, De Bie was busted, and banned from that year's World Championships.

Worstjobever wrote:

Except now those poor drug control people are going to be tugging on the root to make sure it is attached

Sounds like a awesome gig to have.

It works.

Fk the corporate world

I do what I want

-Myself and many other athletes, workers, and applicants

A dozen years ago or so Onterrio Smith was detained at the airport when he was carrying the Wizzinator, some sort of fake penis device to beat drug tests.

Missing context: Onterrio Smith was a running back with the Minnesota Vikings

Just look up "whizzinator". Different colors to match ethnicity.

Barrel of Laughs wrote:

Just when you think you heard it all: ?

https://olympics.nbcsports.com/2019/05/18/lamar-odom-fake-penis-drug-test/

The only surprising thing about that story was that his trainer was clean.

Nothing suspicious here at all, if you disagree you are paranoid and probably racist against Bolt.

Fastest 100 Meters of all time!

1. Bolt 9.58 Clean as a whistle!

2. Bolt 9.63 Clean as a whistle!

3. Bolt 9.69 Clean as a whistle!

4. Gay 9.69 Doper!

5. Blake 9.69 Bolt's Team-mate and busted doper!

6. Gay 9.71 Doper!

7. Bolt 9.72 Clean as a whistle!

8. Powell 9.72 Another Bolt team-mate another doper!

9. Powell 9.74 Another Bolt team-mate another doper!

10. Gatlin 9.74 Hey looky another massive doper!

11. Blake 9.75 Bolt's Team-mate and busted doper!

12. Blake 9.75 Bolt's Team- mate and busted doper!

13. Gatlin 9.75 Hey looky another massive doper!

14. Gatling 9.75 Hey looky another massive doper!

15. Bolt 9.76 Clean as a whistle!

16. Bolt 9.76 Clean as a whistle!

17. Bolt 9.76 Clean as a whistle!

18. Blake 9.76 Bolt's Team-mate and busted doper!

19. Powell 9.77 Another Bolt team-mate another doper!

20. Powell 9.77 Another Bolt team-mate another doper!

21 Powell 9.77 Another Bolt team-mate another doper!

22. Gay 9.77 Doper!

23. Bolt 9.77 Clean as a whistle!

24. Powell 9.77 Another Bolt team- mate another doper!

25. Gay 9.77 Doper!

26. Bolt 9,77 Clean as a whistle!

27. Gatlin 9.77 Hey looky another massive doper!

28. Powell 9.78 Another Bolt team-mate another doper!

29. Gay 9.78 Doper

Its obvious that Bolt who was track's biggest $draw$ for 2 Olympics cycles was clean and everyone else who couldn't come within .2 seconds of Bolts 100 meter time, were all dopers. Bolt = Legend!

Nah. Bolt's a freak. You know it. Everyone knows it. heh

As far as racism goes, the only racists are the deniers when it comes to massive E. African doping since '87, led by the legendary Dr. Gabriele Rosa and then followed by other trailblazers like Canova ever since. No prying eyes from the rest of the world!

Wonder if Hermens has ever had the need to stock up on some Whizzinators...nah, they let his guys get away with as much as they can even though testing has improved and times have slowed down.

Haha fake PP

I heard he used that same prosthetic with Chloe.