Running pick-up line for Tinder?

Looking for the EPO to my NOP

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speedlife3000 wrote:

"I'm a runner, and I'm looking for my Nike. No matter the distance, you're with me every step of the way, and when the going gets tough you make the journey smoother and more enjoyable."

I think that would work better on grindr

Looking for my vaporfly. Expensive, fast and plenty of cushion for the pushin

How about something about enjoying long runs on the beach?

1) I'm Rupp-Certified.

2) Go out with me or go home DEVASTATED

3) Who needs 4% when you have 7"?

4) "I like your stride."

"Trying to make the LetsRun A Team (250/14/10)."

Distance runners last longer.

"I'm not a runner"

This would be much more effective than trying to make your running sound cool.

Did any of these work out for you?

Your pace or mine?

#3 is the best.

Let's grab dinner at the most expensive restaurant in your vicinity. I'll pick you up in my lamborghini, we'll sit Courtside if it's basketball szn and we can go shopping tomorrow.

you can run but you can't hide

I dunno. But the Tinder ads I see while subway riding here in NYC seem designed to appeal to freakezoids. I don't want to be associated with Tinder.

My name is Greg, I'm stupid as f^ck!!

I'm a scriptwriter, no job, just down on my luck!

People laugh at me, I don't why?

Maybe it's because I'm a big azz baby cry!

I kick dogs in the throat just for fun.

Ha Ha, watch me run these stairs, god I feel dumb!

I don't care my vids get 6 or 7 likes every 10 years

Oh my eyes are burning from all the feces in the doorway----uh uh uh here come the tears.

A lil coach roleplay's always fun. Show up with a stop watch and whistle and let 'er know the workout plan is 1x 36 seconds and some y'all won't finish.