I need some weapons when people throw this annoying saying at me from the Tom Hanks' movie.
I need some weapons when people throw this annoying saying at me from the Tom Hanks' movie.
Well, you could drive by a golf course and yell "Hit the ball, Happy, hit the ball!" Happy Gilmore reference.
Seriously, I hate the movie forrest gump. Very irritating and historically inacurate. Forrest Gump never was in the Vietnam war, he never played for Alabama, and he never spoke to President Johnson. He also never ran across the country and got on the cover of RW. All lies. A very irriating movie. One of the worst of all time.
how did you know my name was forrest?!
"Wow, did you come up with that all by yourself?"
Eaaaaaat faaaaaaaatty!
war rocks
strategically placed canisters of war rocks at commensurate intervals of my residential routes
Some possibilities:
"Oh, how cute ... they're letting the morons out without supervision today."
"Tell me, did it hurt when they did your lobotomy?"
Unfortunately, this usually requires:
1. "Run Forrest" yellers with a vocabulary of more than 500 words (so they are familiar with words such as 'supervision' and 'lobotomy'); this might be a rather demanding threshold.
2. People who are walking not driving; cars go to fast for people to be able to hear and parse a reply that's an entire sentence. :-) You could try "drive, moron, drive", but it's not as good.
maurits you give runners a bad name, your comebacks are terrible, just keep running and going to school in a few years those yelling retards will be working for us and wishing their fatasses had run off a few pounds when they had the chance.
"Get bent Jenny, you're starting to sound like a guy"
I AM running!
Stupid AND blind? nevermind....
"F-ing original Jenny!"
Just wave and smile back.......keep on pushing!
My middle name is Forrest, so I kinda think it's funny. Usually I just call them Tubby, like "Thanks you tubby bitch"
Some of these combacks are awful! No wonder these people keep doing it with some of the stuff i'm reading here. If I hear that phrase, or any that try to make fun of me for that matter, it is time to fight and i will yell and do whatever to get them to stop. if they are close, a nice punch of their car will usually get them pretty pissed. nine times out of ten they will drive, but when they dont, its time to get ready and throw a few rounds.
and your an american
*flip the double bird*, "eat this"
i live in new orleans, and this isn't very PC, but the majority of the heckling isn't done by the majority, if you know what i mean:
"have illegitimate kids, forrest, have illegitimate kids"
"be unemployed, forrest, be unemployed"
"smoke crack, forrest, smoke crack"
drive, dumbass, drive
This is a prime example of some of the worst combacks ever made to run forest run. I am a runner and I would hit you for saying that if i was on a run with you. you should be ashamed to have written this garbage
dogscalder wrote:
i live in new orleans, and this isn't very PC, but the majority of the heckling isn't done by the majority, if you know what i mean:
"have illegitimate kids, forrest, have illegitimate kids"
"be unemployed, forrest, be unemployed"
"smoke crack, forrest, smoke crack"
Pick up a rock and smash their car window!