Years ago, I was running on the main street through the University of Kansas campus when a truck passed me. Some guy in the bed of the truck shouted at me that it was too cold to be out running. I shouted back that it was too cold to be sitting in the bed of a truck. He could only respond with stop changing the subject.
"Eat a hamburger!" [quote]FASTERTHANU wrote:
hey bust a nut...same thing happened to me about a week ago
honking and engine revving right at me. i flipped the double bird and kept going.
A friend of mine and I were runing down a back road in upstate NY one summer...hot as hell, even more humid....we were running with no shirts and a pick up truck came flying towards us with the usual stream of F bombs being thrown our way....just as the truck went by us the passenger throws something out the window that hits me right in the middle of the chest and sticks there......a baloney and friggin mustard sandwich.....after i got over being pissed i ended up laughing my ass off over the odds of being hit with a freakin baloney sandwich in the middle of nowhere....
Redneck girl "Yeeehaaaa .... look at these"
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It was a HOT Georgia summer run and I wore my Bathing suit under my shorts/shirt. Well a truck passed while I was taking off my shirt and I heard...
"keep your shirt on!"
"Do you f--- as well as you run?"
16x wrote:
"Do you f--- as well as you run?"
That's AWESOME!
Mine are pretty pedestrian, one "Nice legs", and one "Nice ass". One time when I was walking my dog, 4 guys in a car drove by and told me I look nice in my jeans... that was just scary.
BigSnoop, did you trip head over heels, in stop action, slow motion into a water filled ditch by the side of the road? Just kidding! Keep at it man!
Moving along at about 5:00 pace, two kids playing in a front yard I was passing yelled, "whoa, he's going fast!"
This wasn't from a car but from a 10 year old girl in a bad part of town I was warming up before a road race:
"Hey,look, a crackhead!"
today when i was running, i passed by a little girl with her mom. she points at me and says "look mommy, she's winning!"
A kid at a local park as I ran by shirtless: "Your nickname must be Boney, or Skeleton!"
DJL
Jogging back home after a run today, homeless guy looks at me and says,
"Hey, man, could I get a light?"
I was too flabbergasted to reply.
nice tits...
I just said thanks.
"run...for president"
"Hey Slow Down!You are jogging too fast!Man you are crazy!"
"Which way the thief goes?"