Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 5 runners score?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 5 runners score. Yeah, that's cross country right?.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: ….7… runners… score.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You go to a cross country race, you see 5 runners score sittin’ there, there’s 7-runners score right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7 runners score! . And we guarantee just as good a score as the 5 runner teams.
Ted: You guarantee it? That’s — how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you’re not happy with the first 7 runners, we’re gonna send you the extra runner free. You see? That’s it. That’s our motto. That’s where we’re comin’ from. That’s from “A” to “B”.
Ted: That’s right. That’s — that’s good. That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-runners score. Then you’re in trouble, huh?
Hitchhiker convulses.
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6. Who scores with 6 runners? You won’t even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That — good point.
Hitchhiker: 7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: ’Cause you’re fvkin’ fired!
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