How much faster could you run naked?

4% faster

Lack of shoes would make you run slower.

shoeless wrote:

Lack of shoes would make you run slower.

Who says that? You can wear shoes while being naked.

You're not truly naked unless you're only wearing shoes.

Faster Easter wrote:

shoeless wrote:

Lack of shoes would make you run slower.

Who says that? You can wear shoes while being naked.

Shoes are clothing. You aren’t naked if you are wearing shoes.

Slower. My drag coefficient would increase tenfold

Yuh Aye wrote:

Slower. My drag coefficient would increase tenfold

I keep tellin' ya Phyllis to keep wearin' a bra.

I would definitely have trouble running without the free movement of my arms as I'd have to hold my boobs.

Probably slower, as I'm sure my nuts and wee-wee smacking the sides of my legs would be painful.

I’d be slower due to swinging in the breeze or running with one arm stationary as I held my love muscle with one hand.

Now of course if it were a race and it came down to a sprint, I could think about Kara Goucher and instantly gain an almost 1 foot advantage to break the tape.

11 inches of manpipe wrote:

I’d be slower due to swinging in the breeze or running with one arm stationary as I held my love muscle with one hand.

Now of course if it were a race and it came down to a sprint, I could think about Kara Goucher and instantly gain an almost 1 foot advantage to break the tape.

Depends on the surface, and how much you've drunk.

I won the nude 400 at a meet years ago (actually defending and repeat champion a few times)

I ran low 49s, and I'd had the dozen beers, but it was a grass surface, so bare feet were ok. The track was a good one.

Time wise I was a low 46 second runner at that time. So about 6%

6% slower

I'm sure there's an equation for this based on variables being boob size or manhood size.

Big difference between running and racing.

Doing either one naked sounds stupid.

I’d think she might have some interest in your 11 inches of manpipe.

Can’t imagine I’d run faster with my Johnson bouncing up and hitting me in the face before bouncing down and hitting the ground and that happening over and over and over

That’s why I usually wear full tights to contain him ?

shoeless wrote:

Shoes are clothing. You aren’t naked if you are wearing shoes.

Try standing in front of a police station in Riyadh with only shoes on and see how that argument plays out.

The worst part about this thread is that someone could get an erection while thinking about that witch Kara Goucher.

I'd be slower. We'd all be slower.