I've been sick for two months and can't run fast any more. HELP!!!!!!! (right.just realised nobody can help me run faster.)

It's simple.

Run on Pure Hate and chug a Monster Energy drink before the race.

- Sub 1:47 800M East Coast guy

wow, you have a really fast 800meter time. I think you must be an Olympian. Thanks for the advice. Just a question: how do you run on pure hate?

(P.S I'm a 13 y.o girl so hopefully my parents can buy the monster energy drink)

PPs the comment above is also mine but I just changed the username.(so you know)

You can’t run on pure hate if you’re just a teenager.

It develops naturally when you’re an adult.

Also you don’t need Monster Energy yet. You have to make a pact with the Three Beasts first: Rock Star, Monster, or Red Bull.

Once you choose which beast to whom you pledge loyalty too, good luck.

Once I drink Monster, I become One.

I stopped chasing pro runner status and now aiming for the MLS.

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You're worried about not being able to run for only two months?

Wait until you've just graduated college with a bachelor's degree and being unable to find a job. Wait until you get a response, only after applying for 10 MONTHS and then it turns out there is another candidate who's a better fit.

How bout you try and get the same job but work for a different company. Hope that helps.

So is the only way to make loyalty with a monster is to drink it?

LOL I hope it's healthy (my mum dosen't let me drink fizzy drinks)

I replied late coz I went to a friend's house

A cold that doesn't get better and continuing fatigue aren't good symptoms. Go see a doctor.

hi

I feel so bad for you.