So I have an enigma. I had a hot waitress wearing a low cut top exposing her cleavage while I was seated, meaning my natural eye height is at her chest level. What is a straight guy supposed to do in this situation? Am I just supposed to pretend I'm gay and stare off into outer space?
And then to make it worse, she comes back to pour drinks, serve food and has to bend towards me to do that, revealing more. Should I be suing her for sexually harassing me with her cleavage?
Put the image in your spank bank and leave her a few extra bucks. Nobody cares about whatever point you're trying to make.
Were you aroused? ☝️?
Slip in a boob joke. Ask her if this is Hooter's or something.
Some of us have the same problem at the beach in our Speedo’s. Women will ogle us and then sometimes they do stare off into space because we are too tempting...
You're an idiot wrote:
Put the image in your spank bank and leave her a few extra bucks. Nobody cares about whatever point you're trying to make.
My point is if hot waitress are worth the effort to ask out and whether we need to ban all women from waitressing positions like the sporting world is banning Formula 1 hostess girls and Tour de France podium girls.
Woodie wrote:
Were you aroused? ☝️?
I was aroused and yet at the same time was confused about whether I would be considered the sexist one if I stared.
You're an idiot wrote:
Put the image in your spank bank and leave her a few extra bucks. Nobody cares about whatever point you're trying to make.
Well it is possible that he already has a rather ample spank bank even though he has frequent withdrawals and maybe he hasn’t touched a real woman so when he sees one he has no clue what to do, thinking his options are to stare at her boobs or stare off into space, not knowing there are other options.
The better question is: What percentage of your tab did you leave as a tip?
Idiot wrote:
Well it is possible that he already has a rather ample spank bank even though he has frequent withdrawals and maybe he hasn’t touched a real woman so when he sees one he has no clue what to do, thinking his options are to stare at her boobs or stare off into space, not knowing there are other options.
Should I have stared at her eyes instead?
Inquiring Straight Guy wrote:
Idiot wrote:
Well it is possible that he already has a rather ample spank bank even though he has frequent withdrawals and maybe he hasn’t touched a real woman so when he sees one he has no clue what to do, thinking his options are to stare at her boobs or stare off into space, not knowing there are other options.
Should I have stared at her eyes instead?
How old are you? Why would you be asking strangers where to look on a woman? Look at her belly button, look wherever you damn well please.
It's like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and look away.
Idiot wrote:
How old are you? Why would you be asking strangers where to look on a woman? Look at her belly button, look wherever you damn well please.
Really, I can actually look wherever I damn well please? Seems like you have learned your lesson from being slapped by a whole bunch of women.
And staring at her belly button? I would like to see you try that and see how many pervert remarks you get.
Boobacious wrote:
Slip in a boob joke. Ask her if this is Hooter's or something.
+1 ????
Inquiring Straight Guy wrote:
Should I have stared at her eyes instead?
Didn't a wiseman once say that "the eyes are the windows to the soul?" ?
Inquiring Straight Guy wrote:
And staring at her belly button? I would like to see you try that and see how many pervert remarks you get.
So a piercing is there just because it feels good to the woman?
Inquiring Straight Guy wrote:
So I have an enigma. I had a hot waitress wearing a low cut top exposing her cleavage while I was seated, meaning my natural eye height is at her chest level. What is a straight guy supposed to do in this situation? Am I just supposed to pretend I'm gay and stare off into outer space?
And then to make it worse, she comes back to pour drinks, serve food and has to bend towards me to do that, revealing more. Should I be suing her for sexually harassing me with her cleavage?
If a woman is displaying cleavage I am going to look; stare even. She chose the clothing for that day, not me.
Inquiring Straight Guy wrote:
My point is if hot waitress are worth the effort to ask out
Not unless you have something worthwhile in common, besides her cleavage.
DSB15 wrote:
If a woman is displaying cleavage I am going to look; stare even. She chose the clothing for that day, not me.
I think that's called EYE CANDY?
I took a twenty and asked if I could put it between her perfect tits. She said no, pulled up her skirt and let me put it in her panty waistband. She gave me her number (I didn't ask her for it). I called her later after her shift, she said was gonna work a double, but we could go out afterwards. Had a great time!