1. Shake out run. Just call it a jog.
2. Training through. Excuse for running a bad race.
3. Mary
4. Thon
5. Saying "60 point" after a repeat. You're a dork.
1. Shake out run. Just call it a jog.
2. Training through. Excuse for running a bad race.
3. Mary
4. Thon
5. Saying "60 point" after a repeat. You're a dork.
Translation:
1. I never prepare properly for a race and just sit on my butt.
2. I am one of the losers who burns out in early October of Cross Country.
3. I am scared of the marathon.
4. No really, I am terrified.
5. I am slow as a turtle and interval workouts are too tough for me.
Runners High
Terger wrote:
Translation:
1. I never prepare properly for a race and just sit on my butt.
2. I am one of the losers who burns out in early October of Cross Country.
3. I am scared of the marathon.
4. No really, I am terrified.
5. I am slow as a turtle and interval workouts are too tough for me.
SLAM!!!!
A Dogs Dawg wrote:
Runners High
This is the only one that bothers me, too.
It's terminology you dolt.
The only terminology that I don't hate are something-run (long run or tempo run, etc)
Warm up - Turnt up
Cool down - Turnt down
Runners High - Turnt
60 point - 60 turnt 0
Mary - 42.195K-turnt-athon
#3 and #4 are like nails on a chalkboard to me.
(Do younger people understand "nails on a chalkboard"? Is there a modern equivalent?)
Striders
They're called strides, people
"Training regime." It's "training regimen," damn it, and I don't care what Merriam-Webster has to say on the manner!
Modern Drunkard wrote:
"Training regime." It's "training regimen," damn it, and I don't care what Merriam-Webster has to say on the manner!
*matter
I hate all of these fancy terms for different runs.
steady state, VO2 max, Aerobic Threshold, Anaerobic Threshold, Lactate Threshold
"Tactical race"
Every race has tactics. Running fast from the start is a tactic.
the full
It's a freaking marathon people. You never hear 'full mile' or 'full 10K" so why is this designation needed?
Strength - it has nothing to do with strength.
FriendlyLobo wrote:
Striders
They're called strides, people
Their true name is aragorns.
Luv2Run wrote:
#3 and #4 are like nails on a chalkboard to me.
(Do younger people understand "nails on a chalkboard"? Is there a modern equivalent?)
Of course we do. "Nails on a chalkboard", the popular app that makes a screeching noise as you to drag your fingers around the screen. Not sure where where they came up with such an abstract idea but man are you ever right, super annoying sound!
'hammy'
Quarters
Striders
Tempoed a race
Haven't started intervals yet
Was on xx pace and felt great until______
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