Aggressive wildlife while running.

Weird, but still 1/10

Raccoon Rangler wrote:

Hey LR. I need advice about a raccoon problem.

This year I moved to a suburban area with a network of trails through he woods. When I started running these trail in the early morning, I consistently saw a raccoon who did not appear rabid.

Over the months I left scraps of food for it and eventually became friendly enough that it would take food out of my hands. However, this raccoon has become assertive enough that I have to change my running route to avoid the raccoon if I don't bring a snack for it. it has learned my schedule and often waits along the trail for me.

How do I fix this? I feel bad for the little guy, but I can't have him dependent on me.

you will have to kill that cute little MFer.

Kidnap the raccoon and drop him/her off in another state. If he/she finds you after that, see if you can adopt him/her as a pet.

Make him into a sweet hat.

It will most likely attack someone and then it will be killed.

If you name the racoon when you feed him, they will begin to obey commands .

The racoons by my house are named Randy and Steve.

Ranger Smith wrote:

If you name the racoon when you feed him, they will begin to obey commands .

The racoons by my house are named Randy and Steve.

10/10

Thats why God made 12-gauge shotguns

Raccoon Rangler wrote:

Hey LR. I need advice about a raccoon problem.

This year I moved to a suburban area with a network of trails through he woods. When I started running these trail in the early morning, I consistently saw a raccoon who did not appear rabid.

Over the months I left scraps of food for it and eventually became friendly enough that it would take food out of my hands. However, this raccoon has become assertive enough that I have to change my running route to avoid the raccoon if I don't bring a snack for it. it has learned my schedule and often waits along the trail for me.

How do I fix this? I feel bad for the little guy, but I can't have him dependent on me.

Hire a couple of guys named Vito and Sal to pay Rocky Racoon a "visit".

Best way to go about it is to embrace its presence and just make sure you include it as a wildlife sighting in your logs. (If you log your runs... you should its fun... and then you’d have some data on the frequency of which you see this little guy and maybe even learn his rituals during each day)

Never mind raccoons....everyone knows beavers are much more dangerous..

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Toronto was named the Racoon capital of the world in 2020.

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Lovely :)

Never, under any circumstances, feed wild animals.

ALAWYS feed the wild animals.

Get a dog to run with you, I’m sure the problem will work itself out

Feed the Racoons healthy treats like apples and nuts. I have a Red fox that visits and I keep a bowl of vet approved Fox 🦊 food in a little bowl .