Took a dump during my last marathon and still PR'd.

Means nothing if you don't post the time

Good for you! 💩

Mozel Tov, but you should have just pulled a Paula and let it fly in front of a fluid station

We were around 10 miles in a marathon. I needed to stop, but two guys were right on my heels, and one guy was way out in front. Fortunately we were in a sparse area, and it was a little bit foggy, but there were few bushes. Finally I saw one coming up on the side of the road, not very big but it would do in a pinch.

I faked an issue, pulled off a little so they'd go by me, quickly squat by the bush, let go the contests, pulled my shorts back up and got back on the road. I timed this all with my watch in my hand, which took about 10 seconds to complete, and it took 3/4s of a mile to catch up. Perhaps that was a little to fast but it worked out okay.

I outkicked them both over the last two miles and ended up second. My time was good, 43 seconds off my PR that I'd set three weeks before. Perhaps I would have been able to get it if there'd been more splits, as they only gave them at 10 miles and 20. In any case I was happy, as it was a very good race with my two competitors, the time was good, and it was my highest placing in a marathon.

Jane Seo? That wasn't a kick out there, you cut the course.

Nice to know you pooped along the way.

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I missed my A goal by about 36 seconds, but still PR'd.

That is all.

Who cares?

Franks Shorter PR'd and won the Pan Am marathon doing the same.

Come back to us when you've accomplished something.

Took a dump during my last marathon and still PR'd.

Oh yeah? Where'd you take it to? Take it with you?

I had to take 3 poos before the race.

Again, where'd you take 'em to?

Just before 20 I flew into a john and sh*t out a squirrel.

You might want to see a Doc about that. I've heard of people doing some gross things with gerbel's... but a squirrel is a whole new level of freakdom.

Never again will I eat the pre-race pasta dinner out of a trough.

No kidding! Horse trough's are pretty gross... butt, I'm catching on to a pattern, here.

Stick to white rice kids.

What?... you don't like the brown and black kids at Rice? Are you racist?

That is all.

Gahhh-lee. Squirrels in ur bum... eating out of horse trough's... racism at Rice University. Good luck with all of that!

Circular wrote:

Means nothing if you don't post the time

...or pics

6 dad jokes, and not one elicits even a smirk. just give up.

derp wrote:

6 dad jokes, and not one elicits even a smirk. just give up.

I bet you suck at party's... and then you go home and rub one out to your smug self.

derp wrote:

6 dad jokes, and not one elicits even a smirk. just give up.

Concur. This was like your annoying friend who keeps repeating the same moronic joke at every social event, until people quietly stop inviting him anywhere.

derp wrote:

6 dad jokes, and not one elicits even a smirk. just give up.

Thanks for making an effort to keep this place clean.

Thanks for sharing. Glad everything came out all right from your end.