http://pascackvalley.dailyvoice.com/police-fire/emerson-man-identified-as-marathon-masturbator/721170/
Does running turn you on? Man arrested for masturbating while watching half marathon in NJ
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What kind of disgusting pig is this guy??? Arrest him.
I'm ashamed anyone would watch a half marathon. That's perverted. -
Worst. Speed. Googles. Ever.
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Did they assume his gender? Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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I haven't seen schultzy post in a while.....
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5k runners are hotter.
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LetsRun.com wrote:
Details here:
http://pascackvalley.dailyvoice.com/police-fire/emerson-man-identified-as-marathon-masturbator/721170/
Was there a hot babe in the field? -
marathon choker...choke it at 'thons or choke it for a really long time.
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Let's not be too hasty in judging them for rubbing one out during a race. We've all been there.
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Let's not be too hasty. We've all been there.
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Did he negative split?
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I say good for him.
Most runners his age in my hometown haven't had a chub or finished one off in years. -
Hdhdjdjd wrote:
I say good for him.
Most runners his age in my hometown haven't had a chub or finished one off in years.
I still want to know who the hot babe was so i can look her up on google. -
He ran off half cocked
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He may not have been turned on by marathon runners per se but perhaps spandex shorts the racers were wearing or bloody nipples
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CapnPerv wrote:
5k runners are hotter.
The Hoka Long Island mile the other night, some of the women in the rain, in the moonlight looked hot. But that is a stretch, lock the man up. Sicko. Just imagine catching him in the act?😲 -
Did he finish?
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Lol not me this time.
Gravy wrote:
I haven't seen schultzy post in a while..... -
Did he look relaxed?
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I was never a big fan of Bruce Springsteen or the current governor. The Sopranos was an excellent series though.
MAGA
