college dorm pranks

I put a big rock on top of the front door and watched it fall on my roommate's f***ing head when he came in. Hilarious when he was laid out in the hospital with a fractured scull.

okay the year is winding down and we're trying to prank everyone.. so far we did the usual bucket of water tilted against a door.... got her good....... then we put a can of tuna under girls bed. it smells. got her good.. we're running out of ideas... anything??

Take the cover off of their ceiling light, take a dump in it, and put it back on. The lights cook the turds. Nice.

one of my personal fav's....

if the door slot between the bottom of the door and the floor is big enough (about 1/2" or so) you can do this.

you will need:

1. 1baking sheet with edges all around

2. 1 freezer

3. several water bottles.

directions:

drink water bottles. drink more. think you're done yet? no! drink more. then pee on the sheet, being careful though.

freeze it. (shouldn't take too long, as piss is above 90 degrees and your freezer is less than 35.)

after it's frozen solid, let sit for a few min to thaw out. slide under the door (at night when you know they are not awake!) then let your brick of iced piss sit there, while you pull the pan back through the door. when they wake up, they have a puddle of urine next to the door....

Wait for a time when they are gone and then go in and remove everything including dorm furniture so the room is completely empty. Then place a put a sign on the floor with the word "YOINK!" written on it. You can disperse the items/furniture in nearby room(s) if you get the people to go along with it.

Wrap a piece of paper around the end of a hair drier, fill it with baby powder, slide it under a door, and then turn it on. The baby powder will penetrate everything. The recipient will smell like baby powder for weeks.

Years ago we moved everything of my friend Al's to the Men's room, including the room number. We removed the Men's room sign, and screwed in Al's number. It was homecoming weekend, and Al's father was coming to watch him play soccer. When Al's father came up to the dorm, he was convinced that his son was living in the Men's room. Being an immigrant, and being somewhat naive, he was walking up and down the hall swearing (in Italian, of course.)

viren wrote:

one of my personal fav's....

if the door slot between the bottom of the door and the floor is big enough (about 1/2" or so) you can do this.

you will need:

1. 1baking sheet with edges all around

2. 1 freezer

3. several water bottles.

directions:

drink water bottles. drink more. think you're done yet? no! drink more. then pee on the sheet, being careful though.

freeze it. (shouldn't take too long, as piss is above 90 degrees and your freezer is less than 35.)

after it's frozen solid, let sit for a few min to thaw out. slide under the door (at night when you know they are not awake!) then let your brick of iced piss sit there, while you pull the pan back through the door. when they wake up, they have a puddle of urine next to the door....

Why wouldn't you just piss under the door? That would be like 10 times easier.

If you are clever, you can push the frozen pee all the way to beside the bed. Then, when they get up..........

Ah.

Stop taking your medication and flip balls on your roommate.

You can put Vasoline on the toilet seats, and it is very hard to see. Nothing like having vasoline all over your ass.

and cover the bowl with saran wrap.

But i like the vasoline idea better. I could see someone sliding right off in the middle of the night.

Mix up a batch of Quik-Crete in someone's sink when they are going to be gone for a day or so. Or, piss on the mattress and crank the heater.

If it's a fairly modern dorm, sometimes you can lean hard on the door to someone's room (assuming it opens in) so that a small gap between the door and the frame is created. Wedge a couple of coins in the gap and they will be unable to turn the handle and open the door (the victim should be inside the room when this is done.) Best done at night, and particularly effective when someone has an 8 a.m. final the next day. We called it "pennying someone in." As cheap as you can get, but deadly.

these are the dumbest ideas ever posted on letsrun.

and that says a lot.

1. Wait until the next time your roommate comes in drunk and passes out on his/her bed.

2. While they're passed out saran wrap them to the bed. Industrial strength saran wrap from Sam's Club is ideal (trust me).

3. Duct tape a bunch of cheap alarm clocks to the ceiling and set their timers a minute or so apart.

4. Right before the alarm clocks go off, flip the kid upside down so he's trapped and can't get out of the bed. Then laugh your ass off as the alarm clocks go off and he/she helpless. Finally, take pictures/video and leave the room for the victim to figure out how the hell to get out of the mess you've just created for them.

Now that is a prank.

not a very destructive one, but if possible unscrew the shower head and put a chicken or beef boulion cube inside. screw it back on. then they'll wonder why they keep smelling chicken all day, and so will everyone else.