I love my girlfriend, but I don't think she loves me back.

/EOT/

RunSprintRun wrote:

This is not a troll, so don't 0/10 me.

I'm in my mid-30s, Jewish. I went to an Ivy-league school in a highly respected MD/MBA program, and I am (hopefully) not unattractive. I am 6'1 and well-built. My running background is as a sprinter, where my PR was 10.87 for the 100, although now I enjoy running longer distances for fun.

My girlfriend, however, is incredibly beautiful and probably the only person I will ever love. We have been together for a few years, but lately she has been dumping me on an almost daily basis. I am actually not financially well-off, as I am doing another residency right now. I suspect she wants somebody richer. Can somebody give me advice about this? And again, this is not a troll.

Seppuku.

Incredibly lame replies thus far. Keep trying.

RunSprintRun wrote:

Incredibly lame replies thus far. Keep trying.

Completely in keeping with incredibly lame opening gambit. Please don't ever try again.

Either you're average or below-average looking, or a troll. That she would want someone richer is very unlikely.

Everyone thinks that they're above-average looking but that's because everyone (basically) is dumb. So I know you're smart and not lying about that.

You are definitely not attractive though, in the face, or you would know for sure.

RunSprintRun wrote:

This is not a troll, so don't 0/10 me.

I'm in my mid-30s, Jewish. I went to an Ivy-league school in a highly respected MD/MBA program, and I am (hopefully) not unattractive. I am 6'1 and well-built. My running background is as a sprinter, where my PR was 10.87 for the 100, although now I enjoy running longer distances for fun.

My girlfriend, however, is incredibly beautiful and probably the only person I will ever love. We have been together for a few years, but lately she has been dumping me on an almost daily basis. I am actually not financially well-off, as I am doing another residency right now. I suspect she wants somebody richer. Can somebody give me advice about this? And again, this is not a troll.

Maybe get a nose-job.

hesnobradpitt wrote:

Either you're average or below-average looking, or a troll. That she would want someone richer is very unlikely.

Everyone thinks that they're above-average looking but that's because everyone (basically) is dumb. So I know you're smart and not lying about that.

You are definitely not attractive though, in the face, or you would know for sure.

Yes, this could be true. I appreciate the thoughtful reply.

How about this?

"She has been dumping (you) on an almost daily basis". (Not even sure what that means since once you dump someone it's, well, over. Doesn't even make sense to need to dump someone more than once)

"She wants somebody richer"

And you haven't put her in the rear view mirror yet?

So, let me start with an honest question. Are you the stupidest person who has ever lived? Or are you the most pathetic person who has ever lived? (It's ok to admit that you are both).

Once I get a straight answer on that we can proceed.

Move to Philadelphia.

hesnobradpitt wrote:

Either you're average or below-average looking, or a troll. That she would want someone richer is very unlikely.

Everyone thinks that they're above-average looking but that's because everyone (basically) is dumb. So I know you're smart and not lying about that.

You are definitely not attractive though, in the face, or you would know for sure.

Wait, so everyone cannot be above-average looking but everyone can be below-average in the brains department (WTF do you think 'dumb' means in this context?).

So, just to be clear, your post identifies you as dumb.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Eh c'mon guys, yes I am a Jewish immigrant, but no need to insult me physically. Yes, I do tend to be pathetic sometimes. She dumps me and then I beg her to come back. Is anyone here not as unrealistically harsh?

RunSprintRun wrote:

Eh c'mon guys, yes I am a Jewish immigrant, but no need to insult me physically. Yes, I do tend to be pathetic sometimes. She dumps me and then I beg her to come back. Is anyone here not as unrealistically harsh?

There is nothing unrealistically harsh about pointing out something as obvious as the fact that someone who repeatedly "begs her to come back" is, at the very least, in the running for the most pathetic human being who has ever lived.

Not being mean but do you have Asperger's?

H8 2 . It Out wrote:

hesnobradpitt wrote:

Either you're average or below-average looking, or a troll. That she would want someone richer is very unlikely.

Everyone thinks that they're above-average looking but that's because everyone (basically) is dumb. So I know you're smart and not lying about that.

You are definitely not attractive though, in the face, or you would know for sure.

Wait, so everyone cannot be above-average looking but everyone can be below-average in the brains department (WTF do you think 'dumb' means in this context?).

So, just to be clear, your post identifies you as dumb.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Get her back and then DUMP HER. Leave on your terms. Find someone else.

First off, you should value yourself first then ask yourself why you are drawn to these type of relationships. It's not until you separate from each other that you will have a better understanding.

Until you've had few heartaches, the right one will come along. Right now focus on your career and you.

If your yenta doesn't let you in her back door then she doesn't love you. Move on.

DeBron Lames wrote:

Get her back and then DUMP HER. Leave on your terms. Find someone else.

So a preemptive breakup? This is an incredible idea, I've got nothing to lose. We either breakup which she would do anyway but I go out with some dignity. Or I completely turn the tables.

Runspiritrun wrote:

DeBron Lames wrote:

Get her back and then DUMP HER. Leave on your terms. Find someone else.

So a preemptive breakup? This is an incredible idea, I've got nothing to lose. We either breakup which she would do anyway but I go out with some dignity. Or I completely turn the tables.

Um, I did not write this.

RunSprintRun wrote:

Incredibly lame replies thus far. Keep trying.