Flagpole, you're an idiot, I just wanted to take the opportunity to tell you that.
However, I can respect your desire for hotsauce. Get yourself to a caribbean store. It will open a whole new world of hotsauces that are made with mustard seeds as one of the ingredients, along with the chilis if it is a good store.
The leeward islands in general have great hot sauce for the most part. Barbados and trinidad probably have the best hot sauces if you are looking for a hot sauce themed vacation. Grenada and St vincent are right behind them. The virgins and Puerto Rico are very disappointing for hotsauce.
The best single bottle of hot sauce I have ever had is from montserrat. Look up the fish guy if you ever go there. He sells it out of his fish wholesale/bar. You'll have to ask around to find him. It's atypical for the lesser Antilles because it isn't mustard based.