Worse way to die: Burned Alive, Buried Alive, or Eaten Alive?

Jamin'd alive

Being eaten out? I'd enjoy it.

Whatever the Vlad guy did would probably be the worst.

Worst, not worse.

As Jack Benny once said when confronted by a mugger who said "Your money or your life?," "I'm thinking about it!"

There is this old mideaval time tool they use to use on people. It was this stick like tool with a circle at the end that would move out in 4 different directions (ex: like four flower buds opening up) and they would pur the circularpart into your mouth and then spin the stick part and the 4 pieces would space out and break your jaw into 4 pieces. You would then die

Another bad way t die was being caught by the Japaneses in WW2 and they would strap you to the ground and plant a bamboo seed under you. It would soon grow and stab right through you.

Lastly another horrible way from I believe the japanese culture was putting your head in a box with a rat in it. The rat would soon get hungry and eat through you eye and out of ur head to escape.

Boiled alive is probably bad too or rail road spikes in your feet on a rail road track with a train coming.

Also being in outer space would be horrible too because for the first 15 seconds you would be alive but your eyes and tongue will be burning soo badly and then you would sufficate and get hypothermia and be frozen for many years.

Also your body would expand so much in outer space but you wont implode because our skin is stretchy. You would look like majin buu.

Getting stuck crawling in a long, tight tunnel. I'm freaking out just thinking about it.

dunno dojo dobro d'lo wrote:

Worst, not worse.

As Jack Benny once said when confronted by a mugger who said "Your money or your life?," "I'm thinking about it!"

Oops. It originally was only "burned" or "buried"... then I remembered "eaten" and forgot to change the comparative to a superlative.

My mom would be so disappointed.

thejeff wrote:

Eaten Alive: At least I would go down fighting.

Burned Alive: probably the most painful, but how long could it really last?

Buried Alive: I suppose you could mercifully suffocate, but the idea of not being able to move for hours (days?) gives me the creeps.

You are free to come up with another option, but no need to list medieval torture devices... that is what Google is for.

Sounds more like the worst way to live.

Everyone's biotch in a hardcore prison. A death that could last for several years.

Abortion

Well if we want to talk errors, and this is pedantic, but the word alive doesn't need to be stated at all. If we are talking about ways to die, its implied the you started out alive. (And alive was repeated three times)

Buried alive would be the worst if you were buried in a coffin. There would be some oxygen in the coffin that could prolong the misery. Being buried in the ground without any space for oxygen, would be relatively quick. Being eaten alive depends whats doing the eating. A white shark might be pretty quick. A wolf would be much slower, some kind of parasite would be horrible.

Burned could be quick.

How about dying from "old age" what ever that means? That would be very slow.

thejeff wrote:

Eaten Alive: At least I would go down fighting.

Burned Alive: probably the most painful, but how long could it really last?

Buried Alive: I suppose you could mercifully suffocate, but the idea of not being able to move for hours (days?) gives me the creeps.

You are free to come up with another option, but no need to list medieval torture devices... that is what Google is for.

There was that guy who got stuck in cave in Utah (I think) several years ago and then died. His body is still there.

ChairmanMau wrote:

Getting stuck crawling in a long, tight tunnel. I'm freaking out just thinking about it.

Happened to this guy...his body is still there:

I remember watching this show where they'd put two ancient types of warriors in a virtual simulator after testing their moves/weaponry on dummies for impact, effectiveness, etc. Don't remember the name of the show.

Anyway, there was this barbaric dude who used to put people who were alive, or barely alive, on posts. The kicker? He'd shove it up their arse hole and stood it straight up in the ground. People would then slowly die due to gravity making the posts slowly impale their organs.

Appearently, people would find a whole field of like 50 dudes with this done to them so people would be afraid of war with him.

Gruesome way to die. No way to get yourself off the post. Freaks me out.

Probably depends on how long each one took. Buried alive is going to take awhile no matter what - the other two could be relatively quick (albeit painful). Best case scenario of these is the smoke knocking you out before burning, but I'm guessing that's cheating.

To live ones life, never knowing true love.

- Frasier Crane

Death by Hoka.