NICK SYMMONDS IS GOING TO MAKE IT TO WORLDS

Who?

Idk, some middle aged guy who recently started vlogging on Youtube

spins wrote:

Idk, some middle aged guy who recently started vlogging on Youtube

You're David Rudisha

Even I could beat Symmonds at the moment.

With a stick?

ALLLLLLLLLLLL hailllklgk old man SYmmONDS. the man wHO has blesseD us with his MAGICAL talent!!! And vloggies

Y'ALL SLEEPING ON THE OLD MAN, HE"S GONNA KICKUP AND GRIPDOWN FOR THESE CHAMPIONSHIPS, YOU GONNA SEE IT!!!!!

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES wrote:

Let the gods and dregs of letsrun be my witnesses, and hear me for what I am about to say. Mark my words, the old man bison NICK SYMMONDS has been HOODWINKING US the entire time, and he is MEGA FIT and will be READY TO ROLL at USAs. He WILL make it through the rounds and get onto that worlds team NO PROBLEM, and prove all of the craven milk-drinking neck-bearded BASEMENT-DWELLING TROGLODYTES of Letsrun wrong.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ NICHOLAS, TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Hi Nick! Yeah those rolls of fat around your midsection are artificial, you will remove them just before race time.

It wouldn't be a miracle. Brazier, Sowinski, Winslet, Harris, Walker, Rutto, etc...All of them are unproven running multiple rounds.

The only safe spot is Clayton Murphy.

At this point, you dont need 1.44 low to make the team. 1:45 mid can be enough.

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES wrote:

Let the gods and dregs of letsrun be my witnesses, and hear me for what I am about to say. Mark my words, the old man bison NICK SYMMONDS has been HOODWINKING US the entire time, and he is MEGA FIT and will be READY TO ROLL at USAs. He WILL make it through the rounds and get onto that worlds team NO PROBLEM, and prove all of the craven milk-drinking neck-bearded BASEMENT-DWELLING TROGLODYTES of Letsrun wrong.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ NICHOLAS, TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Quoted for truthiness.

Ben L Wrong wrote:

It wouldn't be a miracle. Brazier, Sowinski, Winslet, Harris, Walker, Rutto, etc...All of them are unproven running multiple rounds.

The only safe spot is Clayton Murphy.

At this point, you dont need 1.44 low to make the team. 1:45 mid can be enough.

This looks like a serious post, can't be of course

You need to troll a bit better

Love those love handles! wrote:

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES wrote:

Let the gods and dregs of letsrun be my witnesses, and hear me for what I am about to say. Mark my words, the old man bison NICK SYMMONDS has been HOODWINKING US the entire time, and he is MEGA FIT and will be READY TO ROLL at USAs. He WILL make it through the rounds and get onto that worlds team NO PROBLEM, and prove all of the craven milk-drinking neck-bearded BASEMENT-DWELLING TROGLODYTES of Letsrun wrong.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ NICHOLAS, TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Hi Nick! Yeah those rolls of fat around your midsection are artificial, you will remove them just before race time.

It's nick... then I am Sebastian coe

If NS was to sneak onto the team he would still need a worlds qualifying time. And lets say he was to get that at the USATF meet I bet he would not go since the USATF uniform rules and form that the athletes have to sign has changed very little or not at all since his last useless grandstand move

Symmonds is not going to make it to Worlds. He won't make the USATF final.

World hot dog eating contest?

Brazier will make this a 1:43 race and Brazier will run 1:49. Symmonds will run 1:54.

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES wrote:

Let the gods and dregs of letsrun be my witnesses, and hear me for what I am about to say. Mark my words, the old man bison NICK SYMMONDS has been HOODWINKING US the entire time, and he is MEGA FIT and will be READY TO ROLL at USAs. He WILL make it through the rounds and get onto that worlds team NO PROBLEM, and prove all of the craven milk-drinking neck-bearded BASEMENT-DWELLING TROGLODYTES of Letsrun wrong.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ NICHOLAS, TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

last line made it. POD.

Actually, the World Beer Mile Classic is London on August 12th....maybe he could he make the US Team?

ImMee wrote:

World hot dog eating contest?