Argg I agrees Sarah Bay be a hottie why I remember back
in eighteen nough six when I met me Essie May on the Coast
of Frumpledoon and I thought she was the bees knees.
Of course she had nothing on the Bayster! A barnacle free
keel, a fresh haul of plundered booty and the rosy red lips
of the Sarah that enchanted strumpet are all I need in this
besotted world. I'd also like to add that I'll keelhaul
the lot of you. Avast ye swabs ye who make a mockery of
running and turn into an opportunity to ogle a fine lady who you
treat like a piece of meat shall only taste me sword...and me boot..
and me peg leg....and me parrot's droppings!!