I've got to add this one because it came from a PH D candiate in Exercise Science - guys tells me he ran a 4:08 mile I thought he meant HS (and was very impressed). Later, I wondered where he went to HS because that would put him at the top in most states - turns out he was from my state. Then I find out it wasn't high school, but Junior High. So he ran 4:08 in Junior High...I told him that would be a world record...then he said it was in CC.
So basically here is moron whose JR HIgh coaches have lead him to believe he ran a legit 4:08 mile...but of course he is so "not smart" that he never figured it out himself: that the course was obviously short or he would have run a similar time in track season before an injury kept him from becoming 'I guess Americans greatest miler every'. The saddest part of this story is that he is currently working on a PH D at Kent State. Perhaps this is why when the "scientist" make training discoveries in the lab I am skeptical.
For example, same guy tells me a woman marathoner 3:45 range runs her marathon at 97% of her anaerobic max...I usually don't challange people, but on that one I had to. He does not understand what these things mean...on my bike treadmill test he conducted...1st) he had me sprint at the end to hit my max since I didn't achieve it during the 18 min incrementaly test (which actally resulted in me hitting my highest heart rate after the test was over during the cool down)...2) when my max vo2 came out around 50 and I tried to explain to him that his test was flawed for many reasons - he wasn't able to figure out that a sub 30:00 10K runner who gets a 50 max vo2 probably means something went wrong with your protocal. But some day he'll have a PH D and be publishing articles about training. Wow- that's going to be good. And I think he still believes he is a 4:08 Junior HIgh School miler.