Finally, Big Ern is above the law."
Finally, Big Ern is above the law."
"I LOVE Sherman Helmsley!"
Roy: I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow.
Amish man: We don't have a cow, we have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.
"Hey Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss?"
Of course, I was under pressure. I didn't want to lose to a guy with a hook.
She said handsome not hand-less.
On Big Ern's commercial:
"These kids nearly got munsoned." -big ern
"I've learned that if you give a little, you get a whoooooole lot back." -big ern
"Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, mr. mckracken's already there!" -little kid
Kingpin is a GREAT movie. I love it.
Landlady: What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.
staples wrote:
Kingpin is a GREAT movie. I love it.
I agree.
Miss Claudia: What do you do with that thing spank your monkey?
Ishmail: You have a monkey?
Roy (to fake robber): "Whadaya sissy you need a purse?!"
bum on stoop: you pussy!
Favorite scene:
Big Ern blows his cigarette in the diner when he is taking to Munson.
Run for the hills everybody, theres a shit cloud coming
I'd pay you a million dollars to have sex with your friend.
"So you guys are dictionary salesmen?"
"You'd be punctillious in assuming that."
HAHAHA< awesome stuff
Roy to Claudia: "Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary."
Roy: Easy now, Brother Jacob. You know what the Bible says about not forgiving people.
Amish Man (Brother Jacob): Why don't you tell us all what it says?
Roy: Well.....It's against it.
(Amish community saying goodbye to Roy and Claudia as they drive away)
"Goodbye, Mr. Munson!"
"Goodbye, Whore!"
how'd it go?? something like... "she couldn't have more then 8 or 9 kids with hips like that"
bowl boy!
the names not boy....its roy