What is the TRASHIEST thing you do?

Drink diet Monster energy drinks (just when I need to pull an all-nighter studying, not fall asleep on a long drive, etc)

Smoke with a wooden pipe

Bought marijuana off Craigslist

Shop at Ocean State Job Lot

Use Adidas sneakers to put the legs of my bed into because the bed frame has wheels

Drink gas station coffee on a regular basis

Trashy things I've done in the past:

had 2 dogs

Ate at Chinese buffet restaurants and ate their crab legs and sh*tty pastries

Drink Bug Juice and energy drinks on a regular basis, often with a breakfast sandwich from Dunks before school

Played with airsoft guns

Listened to Eminem a lot

Frequented 4chan.org and infowars.com

Eat too much fast food on work breaks. Bang trashy women. Spend way too much money. Not care about myself. Other than that I'm pretty good.

Poached multiple deer, smashed more than a few mailboxes, stole from a beer distributor.

dimitri wrote:

I once jacked off in the room where my ex mother in law was sleeping

This needs to be fleshed out.

Anyway, used to drink wine out of a box. Well, a bag in a box but you get the point. That Black Box stuff isn't all that bad. Decided that was a bit much for a man of my stature. Meaning not a complete boozhound.

I love tater-tots smothered in ketchup and onions.

While drinking wine out of a red Solo cup.

Sometimes if a small spoon is not available, I will use my knife to get Grey Poupon out of the bottle.

cardboard is for kings wrote:

dimitri wrote:

I once jacked off in the room where my ex mother in law was sleeping

This needs to be fleshed out.

Anyway, used to drink wine out of a box. Well, a bag in a box but you get the point. That Black Box stuff isn't all that bad. Decided that was a bit much for a man of my stature. Meaning not a complete boozhound.

Reminds me.. drinking some liberty creek MINI box wine

Wait I am doing that now whilst watching training videos

.

Voted for Trump.

Occasionally watch jamins home videos, always with much regret

Gasser wrote:

Fart in an elevator full of people 😨

That's only funny when it involves three or more people. Do you practice your look of disgust?

RvaRunner wrote:

Putinadipskibud wrote:

Dip Copenhagen

Seriously? Copenhagen = Classy. Skoal = Trashy.

This is true. I worked at a gas station that sold a lot of tobacco and this was pretty apparent.

Skoal = trashy

Copenhagen = Classiest you can be with tobacco, sometimes a "suburban redneck" though

Grizzly = redneck

I too only drink 40s

-Moved to the Suburbs

-Go to Mcdonalds to order mcflurries

-Drink Sugar Free Monster

- From the South

- Wear 40+ Year Old T-Shirts

- Eat at Whataburger

hurl chocolate covered oranges at random people from high rise buildings as a pastime

It's all pipes wrote:

Use my shower as a urinal when I'm not taking a shower. It's all pipes, what's the difference.

There was a survey once that revealed 70% of men urinate in the shower.

The survey also revealed that 30% of men are liars.

thetruefactmaniac wrote:

1. Have tattoos

2. Drink soda

3. Watch the NFL

4. Send your kids to public school

5. Have more than 1 dog

6. Watch MMA or UFC

7. Go camping

8. Wear Under Armour hooded sweatshirts

9. Eat fast food

For starters, I have two dogs, but you barely notice them with our estate and the size of our lot. Further, I have been known to drink a coke when I am the DD and sometimes in a moment of weakness pound a Dr. Pepper that stares at me when I am buying groceries (on vacation of course. Only Whole Foods other than that)

1. No.

2. No.

3. Yes.

4. N/A - no kids. Did go to public schools, if that counts.

5. No.

6. No.

7. Yes.

8. No.

9. Yes, on occasion.

4.

1) Dip. Copenhagen, Timberwolf or Grizzly, depending on what's available.

2) Smoke weed on occasion. Been known to make a piece out of an aluminum can. Had a fella ask me once if I smoke crack.

3) I also cuss a lot. I try not to, but it just comes out sometimes when I'm angry or not thinking.

4) I have a tattoo on my forearm that I got in my friend's basement. I work in a professional setting, so I always feel self conscious when I wear short sleeves.

Oedipus Rexing wrote:

RvaRunner wrote:

Seriously? Copenhagen = Classy. Skoal = Trashy.

This is true. I worked at a gas station that sold a lot of tobacco and this was pretty apparent.

Skoal = trashy

Copenhagen = Classiest you can be with tobacco, sometimes a "suburban redneck" though

Grizzly = redneck

I'll agree with you. I'm not trashy or redneck by any means but I do live in a small, rural town in the northeast and exclusively dip cope mint. Still I'm dipping tobacco and it's the trashiest thing I do.

thetruefactmaniac wrote:

1. Have tattoos

2. Drink soda

3. Watch the NFL

4. Send your kids to public school

5. Have more than 1 dog

6. Watch MMA or UFC

7. Go camping

8. Wear Under Armour hooded sweatshirts

9. Eat fast food

1. No

2. Yes

3. No

4. N/A

5. No

6. No

7. I go backpacking, which is the non-trashy form of camping.

8. No

9. Yes, way too much.

I also don't change my underwear everyday and listen to country music.