College Kid,
I feel your pain, bro. I'd like to say it ends after college, but it doesn't.
It seems that running has put a wedge between you and other people. I know that experience all too well. Like it or not, being a runner puts you a cut above everyone else in society. I don't mean that to sound elitist, but it is the truth.
This doesn't mean that running makes you miss out on what life has to offer. Runners can party pretty damn hard.
I've made the decision that if a girlfriend or anyone else cannot deal with my running then they need to go. Don't put up with their shit. Get f***ing mean about it. GET IN THEIR GODDAMN FACES ABOUT IT.
The next time someone says something to you about being a runner you need to be up in their shit like corn. Tell them you will scoop out their eyeballs and skullf*** them to death. Fuck these pieces of shit. Don't let them walk all over you.
I love when people try to tell me how to live my life. It gives me the opportunity to verbally berate and sometimes try to beat them to death. No one tells me how to live. NO ONE.
Tell this bitch ass girlfriend of yours that it is better to be an old man than a fat ass, drunk ass bitch like her. Shit on her, man. Make that bitch cry. Then, f*** her, nut, and then leave the room.
Christ f***ing almighty, I am pissed off. I'd like to meet these ghetto thugs with the fake jewelry. I'd give them each a face full of pepper spray then whip them down Rodney King style. The cool thing about having a solid aerobic base is that you can literally beat someone all day long. Don't let anyone tell you differently. The greatest advantage in a fight is not strength but fitness.
I don't care how other people live their lives. But tell me how to live, and you are going to feel an avalanche of my wrath. You will taste the precum of destruction. Then, I will obliterate you.
The first time around it was running. Now, it is being a vegetarian. I don't preach about this shit, but nobody preaches to me either. I'm sick to death of these Atkins fatasses. You can eat shit. I don't care. But do not tell me what I can or should eat.
As for women, I used to believe you should never hit a woman. That was before I had a woman hit me. Now, they are fair game. Any woman who hits me is going to get her dental work smashed from her skull. I want a woman to hit me now.
CK, I am madder than you will ever be. I am a dangerous man. There are some people in this world who aren't fit to live. But I don't want to spend my life in prison, so I've learned to chill. But this doesn't mean I let people run me over. Fuck that. I am like a speed bump. If you treat me gentle, no problem. If you hit me at 70 mph, I am going to knock some teeth loose. It's all up to you.
Out.