Alexi Pappas is the Most Interesting Person in the World

I Love Myself wrote:

Her passport requires no photograph

When she drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value

She once went to the psychic, to warn her

Wonderwoman has pijamas with her logo

The circus ran away to join her

Bear hugs are what she gives bears

She has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool

She can kill two stones with one bird

When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, she hears it

She once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket

The dark is afraid of her

Sharks have a week dedicated to her

Her ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons

She once made a weeping willow laugh

She bowls overhand

In museums, she is allowed to touch the art

She talks about the fight club

She once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle

A bird in her hand is worth three in the bush

Her lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph

The Holy Grail is looking for her

She once started a fire using only dental floss and water

Bigfoot tries to get pictures of her

She once turned a vampire into a vegetarian

She once won the world series of poker using UNO cards

She never wears a watch because time is always on her side

She has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks

She is the life of parties that she has never attended

Freemasons strive to learn her secret handshake

If she was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume

She is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited

Cars look both ways for her, before driving down a street

30 runner wrote:

I Love Myself wrote:

Her passport requires no photograph

When she drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value

She once went to the psychic, to warn her

Wonderwoman has pijamas with her logo

The circus ran away to join her

Bear hugs are what she gives bears

She has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool

She can kill two stones with one bird

When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, she hears it

She once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket

The dark is afraid of her

Sharks have a week dedicated to her

Her ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons

She once made a weeping willow laugh

She bowls overhand

In museums, she is allowed to touch the art

She talks about the fight club

She once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle

A bird in her hand is worth three in the bush

Her lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph

The Holy Grail is looking for her

She once started a fire using only dental floss and water

Bigfoot tries to get pictures of her

She once turned a vampire into a vegetarian

She once won the world series of poker using UNO cards

She never wears a watch because time is always on her side

She has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks

She is the life of parties that she has never attended

Freemasons strive to learn her secret handshake

If she was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume

She is considered a national treasure in countries she's never visited

Cars look both ways for her, before driving down a street

Shame. otherwise this was flawless. You lose.

me me me me me me wrote:

Her feet don't get blisters, but her shoes do.

She can speak Russian… in French

Her tears can cure cancer, too bad she never cries

She once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds

When she meets the Pope, the Pope kisses her ring

If she were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark

She once won a staring contest with her own reflection

Her signature won a Pulitzer

She lives vicariously through herself

Roses stop to smell her

She has won the lifetime achievement award… twice

She once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels

Mosquitoes refuse to bite her purely out of respect

Panhandlers give her money

When she goes to Spain, she chases the bulls

Her shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice

Two countries went to war to dispute HER nationality

When in Rome, they do as SHE does

Presidents take her birthday off

Her business card simply says “I’ll call you.”

She is the most interesting person in the world.