1983
Runners reveled in the fact that they were "outsiders".
Runners routinely ran big miles.
Runners gave thanks for the two free pairs of shoes they received each year.
Runners squeezed workouts around full time jobs.
Runners drank copious amounts of beer.
Runners had three TV stations and Atari.
"Massage?! Only Athletics West guys can afford that."
"2:08!!! That's freakin' incredible. What a stud!"
2003
Runners whine about their lack of mainstream acceptance.
Runners always looking for low mileage shortcuts to success.
"Free shoes?! Where's my cash payments you cheap bastards!"
Runners avoid work or collect welfare to "maximize" rest between training sessions.
Runners seek out latest "voodoo" science energy drinks with questionable ergonomic aids and ingredients.
Runners spend countless hours in front of 500 channel cable and Playstation 2.
"Massage. I can't run fast if I don't get one every other day."
"2:05!!! That's only possible with drugs. Damn doper!