Official Paul Short Prediction Thread

IDK man. I heard Adams has a freshmen from ireland named patrick or something and he ran 27:50 at altitude up a mountain for 8k. They are pulling his redshirt and apparently he has been crushing everyone on workouts. So I have him winning in sub 24...at least

Dude stfu Iona have an Irish guy called Jack who is 5x the athlete this 'Patrick' wannabe is!! 27.50 on a mountain? Bro that's slow, everyone knows altitude conversions aren't real...

Fancy Georgetown as well, I can see Bile rolling 24.15-20 easily, hes a STUD. Is Tommy Awad still at Penn?

I think Adams State shouldn't be allowed since they got guys 25 years old and most of them from foreign countries where doping is totally legal man. And of course everyone knows that gidabooty guy is on EPO so he shouldn't be allowed to run either. They should start recruiting out of Colorado like us western guys instead of overseas where they run the risk of bringing in communists or even worse some socialists

Bro you don't even know I have lived my entire life in the himalayas and altitude is the real deal. When I came down to sea level I PR'd by almost seven seconds. Coincidence? I think not.

That's cause ur a damn comma injecting EPO's in ur arm before every run!!!! Altitude ain't shit unless ur in a real town like Gunnison where the grass is green and all the honeys got something behind em

i heard at Adams they put epo in the cafeteria food. That's the only reason they r gud. i also heard they don't even train they just take epo

I saw some athletes from ASU at our football game one time. Those skinny sons of bitches got silly stringed all the way back to Alamosa... Serves them right coming into our town

Dude f@ck Western! Anyway on the women's side I gotta go with Adams State. They dicked western without their top 6 plus their squad is hot bitches😍however I honestly couldn't care less about women's athletics.

On the mens side Im going with Leigh University, home advantage is going to work for them #DontSleep

I thought getabooty went pro so he could pay child support? Doesn't he have like 5 kids?

On the other hand, I truly believe gidabooty will take the individual dub. There's some good teams so the team battle should be interesting. Hopefully they drug test all the individual winners to search for EPO. I heard that's what happens at every other big meet. If they don't that probably explains why ASU decided to only race here and their home course.

I heard he has 6 children with 6 different wives and all of which are back in the country of Africa

I heard Iona were supposed to get a stud from Cali, Colby something, but he went MIA. Heard he may be training in the mountains before he turns pro. Anyways big loss for them! Guess he was too American for their squad...

All I am going to say if getabooty is going sub 23. He told me face2face that he has been crushing all his runs looking for that pro deal. Like 5 flat to 4:50 pace for 20 miles. He is gonna be the GOAT after he takes down Ches later this year. (Of course in track though, it's the only time they will race each other because Ches is scared to lose to a d2 kid from Alaslowma)

I really like Monmouth for the win, Graham Huggins is a 9.10 steeplechaser - borderline stud - and is set to go further as long as he quits eating ass! Hopefully their team is over 'foot & mouth disease' as I can see them crushing it!!

I heard of that Colby kid too. He was a monster in high school. Heard a story about him taking 11th at state cross after falling and toeing his shoes 4 times during the race. I also heard he stopped to sign autographs after leading for the first two miles but so many people wanted them that he lost track of time and couldn't make up the lost time. Anyways he's a big loss for IONA. I wonder if he'll make his debut this weekend

Yo i saw some stuff go down I saw the guys smash a chicken and some ritual shit with the chickens blood and shove the chickens in their asses and ran around with their shirts on their head screaming i need tippie for my bung hole!!!!! Also what the hell is going on here I neeed a beer!!! Some fries would be good too

Yo i saw some stuff go down I saw the guys smash a chicken and some ritual shit with the chickens blood and shove the chickens in their asses and ran around with their shirts on their head screaming i need tippie for my bung hole!!!!! Also what the hell is going on here I neeed a beer!!! Some fries would be good too

Keep an eye out for the Ivy League guys. UPenn and Harvard and even Columbia could make some noise on the men's side. As for the women's is say Adams state has a great chance of taking home a win. They have some serious depth and no clear #1 runner. They may not have an individual winner but that pack could bring them home a team trophy.

I've heard Stonybrook have a stud Irish girl, look for her to kill the competition - top frosh for sure!!