Every LRCer's Fantasy: Thief Steals from XC runner, and tries to run away...lolol

Interesting... So you are saying that if the criminal was an XC runner and the victim was not, then it would be an easy steal???

I am officially putting out a call for NCAA runners to join me to form a group of "Fast Bandits"

Thief should've just waited for him then beat him up. XC runners aren't exactly the most intimidating athletes

YEs and this too wrote:

Interesting... So you are saying that if the criminal was an XC runner and the victim was not, then it would be an easy steal???

I am officially putting out a call for NCAA runners to join me to form a group of "Fast Bandits"

Well, yes, unless they stole from a 400 runner... The XC runner could never gap them, and the bigger, stronger quarter miler would then pound your Fast Bandit into a puddle of skin and bone.

Fancy Al wrote:

Thief should've just waited for him then beat him up. XC runners aren't exactly the most intimidating athletes

You've obviously never seen us flex our dominant forearm.

Regular Poster wrote:

YEs and this too wrote:

Interesting... So you are saying that if the criminal was an XC runner and the victim was not, then it would be an easy steal???

I am officially putting out a call for NCAA runners to join me to form a group of "Fast Bandits"

Well, yes, unless they stole from a 400 runner... The XC runner could never gap them, and the bigger, stronger quarter miler would then pound your Fast Bandit into a puddle of skin and bone.

I have a solution to this. Turn right. The 400m runner will not know how to respond.

YEs and this too wrote:

Regular Poster wrote:

Well, yes, unless they stole from a 400 runner... The XC runner could never gap them, and the bigger, stronger quarter miler would then pound your Fast Bandit into a puddle of skin and bone.

I have a solution to this. Turn right. The 400m runner will not know how to respond.

LOLOL.

400 Runner: "Well, damn... good thing I got that warranty..."

You are all racist for saying big strong (and implicitly black) 400m runners like to steal.

There was no implication except from you.

I recall a news story about a running store that was robbed.

One of the workers chased the guy, caught up to him.

The thief turned around stuck a knife thru the guy's heart.

Fancy Al wrote:

Thief should've just waited for him then beat him up. XC runners aren't exactly the most intimidating athletes

While I typically agree with this, kid I had graduate 7 years ago was the EXACT opposite. Now granted he was only a 19:55 guy so not a stud runner but he did bench 375 in hs (weighed 220). It was fun having him at meets because he was so huge people would stop mid sentence to watch him go by.

So I guess there are some exceptions. Pretty much all of my other kids fit the skinny little xc kid stereotype.

Was working at a gas station. First day of work after missing a week with mono. Was really weak.

Some dude grabbed ten packs of cigarettes from the display and took off.

I ran after him. It took me a couple blocks to catch up to him because I wasn't fully recovered from the mono. When he saw how close I was he dropped all the cigarettes and kept running. Luckily no physical confrontation, in my condition he probably would have kicked my ass.

All you have to do is get close enough to follow but far enough away they keep running (thinking they are getting away). Before long they will be out of breath and barely able to stand. Easy pickings at that point regardless how big they are.

Or just carry a gun.

I chased down a robber wrote:

Was working at a gas station. First day of work after missing a week with mono. Was really weak.

Some dude grabbed ten packs of cigarettes from the display and took off.

I ran after him. It took me a couple blocks to catch up to him because I wasn't fully recovered from the mono. When he saw how close I was he dropped all the cigarettes and kept running. Luckily no physical confrontation, in my condition he probably would have kicked my ass.

Hmmm. So, if you see a skinny runner boy working at a gas station, you send one guy in to grab some smokes. Then when the kid chases him you smash open the cash register and clear out the liquor section.

you guys are bad ass !!!

Now take that Adrenalin aggression out on the CC course !!!

better article

http://www.runnersworld.com/general-interest/alleged-thief-chased-down-by-cross-country-team

Dream is right !!!!

forget the stereotypes , i would have taken some shots while it was still just the 2 of us !!!

and make known that not all CC athletes are weak!!!

not bad

I would have just loved to see that guys face a half mile down the road when he realized they aren't ever going to stop ,and he was about to have a heart attack

oh that's rich !

I'm proud to have guys like this out there !

Hilarious luck for the thief .

Bet he was hoping for a grandma's room hahahaha