What If A Female Runner Hits On You And You Are An Official At A Big Meet

You really need help.

Bored?

Please post her pic and i will post my reply..........

Yeah, you messed up big time, idiot.

I woulda bent her over the steeple barrier and done some pole vaultin'

We Are Family wrote:

After the meet, she invites me to this party on campus and I go, but when she offers me sexual favors I pass as I want to remain neutral. I can tell you she is hot in bunhuggers and even hotter in her thong and low rise jeans.

think about this:

1. the meet's over, you no longer have to be "neutral".

2. you're a volunteer. you took the free work, but passed on free ass.

Wake up and clean your shorts. It was all a dream.

^haha

I think you might be gay. And yeah, post some pics.

i am available to "volunteer" for duty at this school's next meet.

please advise me of which school and i will call the coach and let him know of my willingness to help.

You must be gay. Just b/c you pass her ur pole doesn't mean ur not neutral. she might even think it feels 'neutral' and leave before its over....

Are you married?

Is she married?

there's your answer

Son, I don't know how to break this to you but you had a bad wet dream.

everyone on this post sounds like Beavis and Butthead and it's quite funny!

You should have slept with her.

sounds like a shoulder grabber...you really should have taken advantage of the opportunity.

did you know her at all prior to these 'rubbing' incidents? any of her teammates??

Shoulda broke her down and loaded her like a shotgun

What if you are a big fat loser who can't get any, has no social life, and lives on LetsRun making up stories about how women hit on him when it was really just his fantasy? Is that messing up? What would you do?

Polish that story up. Get better details. Maybe it will make "The Forum" section in our little publication.