I listed my "PRs" on my resume, and now the chickens have come home to roost.

Add some mileage but not a ton, you don't have time to get the benefits. I would suggest some tempo like sessions now and then ~4 weeks of intervals. Hope for the best.

Dropping more than a minute may not be possible in such a short time. How important is this to you?

Kinda hope you bonk for being a liar, OP.

Since you have no problem being dishonest, fake a training injury that keeps you from the race.

I believe our anti-hero would tell you to park the car near the start and secure parking near the finish.

Pretty sure "Listed PR's on my resume" is the funniest thing I'm going to read all day.

Thanks for making me laugh OP before I even clicked on the thread.

I should just shut down the browser and stay off the internet, this will not be topped.

So you lied on the resume, lied on the subject line of this thread and then lied in the body of the thread because you made this whole thing up.

Good work.

What have you been doing so far? Mileage? Workouts? You don't want to overdo it and go into the race fatigued. That will only make you do worse. I would focus on quality workouts over increased mileage if you have 6 weeks. 4 mile tempos, 800-2k repeats at 5:30 pace, and 200-400 reps faster than race pace. If you can do those every week with filler easy mileage it will be your best bet. Don't overdo the workouts either but you will get more from this than 75 mile weeks for sure.

Start running twice a day at least 100mpw. You'll get better or you'll get hurt.

Then you look like a hero. Start talking about your training. "Yeah, I did 13 this morning. Gonna head out to the track for a light sesh. 12x400 in 75 with 200 jog." Boss will be impressed an excited.

Nice story, but I wouldn't be so tied up in weekly mileage. It's a 5k, you need to start thinking workouts over weekly totals.

If you can hit your paces in your workout who cares if it's 25M weeks or 75M weeks?

Start wearing a boot to work and tell everybody you have a stress fracture and are hoping to maintain fitness by cross training with pool workouts. You can secretly still train without them knowing. Run 17:30-ish and people will be impressed you were able to keep up your fitness while in the boot.

Just run the race, when you lose tell them you've been working too hard, too many hours, etc. Tell them to cut your hours to 6 a day (assume you are on salary...) so you can train for 3-4 hours a day (running, core, stretching, weights, etc) and you'll be prepared for next year's race. Then you can call yourself an elite runner because you work 6 hours a day and train the rest of the day and you don't make any money from racing.

Man. This has the makings of a classic Letsrun thread.

I love it!

It reads like a Seinfeld episode.

Very George-like if he were a runner.

You could always "choose not to race!"

But keep us updated. Please.

Obvious troll is obvious

OK. I have a little insight that might help. I've been a coach for a number of years and often have to figure out how to get someone back into shape pretty quickly because they've been injured or didn't do their homework over the summer, etc...

What I call my "sure fire short cut trainging for short term success" (I acturally just made that up right now) came around kind of by accident. When my son was born, I found that I had very little personal time. During cross season, I'd barely been able to run at all. Once cross ended, I decided I wanted to start running a bit more (maybe mid december). The problem was that after teaching, then coming home and doing paternal duties, I often would only be able to get out the door to run after the wife and kiddo had gone to bed. I had a couple of 3 mile loops around the neighborhood that I'd go out and run at 9:00 pm. Basically, I just started jogging pretty easily but as my legs warmed up, I'd get into the fastest possible pace I could manage without feeling any discomfort (probably just a fraction below true tempo/LT pace). That is about all I'd do. I was getting maybe 15-20 mpw that way and I really don't know what kind of paces I was actually running. After about 6 weeks of that, I decided to enter a 5 mile road race. After signing up for the race, I had I think 2 weekends where I could do a "long run". Those ended up being about 7 miles and I did them pretty fast after running easy for a mile or two.

When I got to the race, I didn't expect much. I had only run something like 17:45 for a 5k about 4 months prior to starting back up with the low mileage thing I described above. I hit the first mile at 5:38 and was really surprised at how easy it felt (I felt like I was running much slower). I held about 5:45 pace for the next 2 miles and hit the 3 mile point at about 17:20 ish, still feeling OK. I died super hard about 0.5 miles later (because, hey, I was already way out past my normal run distance), but still finished in 29:50. I think you could use a strategy kind of like the one I did by accident to get yourself ready for this corporate thing.

There are a ton of terms to describe that pace. I like Lydiard's term, "Highest Steady State". I shorten that term to "Steady State" with my teams. Others will call that pace "Tempo" or "Sub LT", but we'll use "steady". I think steady state pace gives the best training stimulus while still running at a pace you can do on a regular basis.

The exact percentage of your total mileage that you will run at your steady pace will vary based on how many miles you are currently doing. Suffice to say, you need to run steady state and you need to make it a big chunk of your total mileage. Just run to the point of discomfort, then back down again. Pretty soon, you'll be able to zero in on the exact effort level that you need in order to get the most bang for your buck. I wouldn't try to go too far at steady state pace, probably no more than 20 min in a given run, maybe more like 15. But I would try to run at that pace almost every day. See how that goes for 3 weeks.

That's not exactly what I do with the athletes that I coach though....so, here comes option 2 (which will also work pretty well. I know this because this is what I do with kids who have to get in shape in a short time). Option 2 is a lot like option 1. Very frequent sessions training at near LT pace. In option 2, I have my kids run just a bit faster than LT pace, but break it up into intervals. A real common workout for my kids who run around 17-18 minutes is 800m intervals on the track on a 4 minute cycle (start an 800 every 4 minutes). They do these a bit slower than 5k pace and they do them 3-4 times per week. So, if I have a kid who I think should be in 17:30 shape by league finals and have say, only 6 weeks to get him there, the progression might look like this.

Week 1: 3 workouts on the track of 4 x 800 @ 3:05-3:10 starting an 800 every 4 minutes:

Week 2: Same as week one but the 800s end up being more in the 3:00-3:05 range.

Week 3: I might move the kids to our cross country course and do 3 x 1200 on a 6 minute cycle or I might go 5-6 x 800 on the track

Week 4: Will certainly be at 6 x 800 by this point (probably right around 3:00, maybe some dropping into the mid 2:50 range). If doing 3 x 1200, we'll jog back to school and do 4-6 x 200 at about mile pace with about 1 minute rest.

The last 2 weeks, I'll have the kid do the regular team workouts, but just run very easy on the other days. So.....

Week 5: 6-7 x 1k at goal 5k pace with 2-3 min recovery, and a 25-30 min steady/tempo run

Week 6: Taper down. 3 x 1k at significantly faster than 5k goal pace with 5-6 min recovery (done maybe 4-5 days prior to race). A seperate session of 6 x 200 at about mile pace with about 1 min recovery. (maybe 2 days out from race).

Neither option 1 nor option 2 are ideal for long term success, but should get you fit quick.

Good luck and check back in periodically. Interested to see how it goes.

Kruppe wrote:

Dropping more than a minute may not be possible in such a short time. How important is this to you?

Very important. I intend to go all-in on the training and nutrition to get into the best possible shape.

You can either say:

"I refuse to race" - a la Jerry

Or say that your serious racing days are in your past, and while you've give it an effort anything way sub-18:00 is unlikely.

Thinly veiled I don't train hard but want to break 17 in as little time as possible with a made up story to avoid a reaction from LRC.

This is not my first rodeo, boy.

You know the OP is trolling, right?