Give us some examples or stories that show how rich you are.
Give us some examples or stories that show how rich you are.
I'm so rich I didn't know what shoe size my wife wore so I just bought three different sizes of the shoe.
Just for starters, I have a guy that carries my two working iPhones for me while I talk and browse!
I can microdose AND load on the same day.
typical lrc businessman wrote:
Give us some examples or stories that show how rich you are.
You may be rich but you're also dumb. Did you know you only need one phone to do both?
Esqueezeme? wrote:
typical lrc businessman wrote:Give us some examples or stories that show how rich you are.
You may be rich but you're also dumb. Did you know you only need one phone to do both?
Sometimes I need it for two purposes at the same time. The cost of another phone is completely negligible, I'm thinking about getting a third just to say I have three.
You're all just pretenders. Whoo!:
I can't remember the last time I flew coach/economy class.
I am so rich I hire people to talk and browse on my iphone for me.
I'm so rich I don't work.
I am so rich I have an ugly, plus-sized pant suit for every day of the year.
typical lrc businessman wrote:
Esqueezeme? wrote:You may be rich but you're also dumb. Did you know you only need one phone to do both?
Sometimes I need it for two purposes at the same time. The cost of another phone is completely negligible, I'm thinking about getting a third just to say I have three.
That's my point. In 2016, one can use one phone to talk, text, browse...at the same time!
I'm so rich my iPhones are disposable.
I have a brass band following me around, improvising the sound of my life in early cartoon style.
Esqueezeme? wrote:
That's my point. In 2016, one can use one phone to talk, text, browse...at the same time!
Today I learned something new. I guess I'll drop the 5 other phones from my wireless carrier.
Thanks for that.
Nice examples of 'middle class.' What a lot of small-time thinkers.
I am so rich that I don't even know what an iPhone is. I could have hired someone to take care of that iPhone-looking task thingy whatever it is for me, but I am so rich that people do that work for me for nothing -- they beg to work for me for nothing, just to be somewhat near to my incredible richness. Flyiing? Ha. I don't fly economy class -- is that a thing that even exists, or is it just a made-up horror movie scenario? -- I don't fly at all -- people come to me. But I do command people to fly around in crowded planes, just to emphasize how much richer I am than them. I am so rich that I don't have to live my own life at all -- other people do that for me. I am so rich that I am not actually even "alive" at all. And I am loving every minute of it.
Blah Blah Blah. wrote:
I am so rich I hire people to talk and browse on my iphone for me.
I am soooo rich I do ^this, AND I have people who pay for my stuff for me: I walk out of stores with whatever I want.
I bought a mall, then realized the malls bought stuff, so I bought all the distribution channels, the companies making the stuff for those channels, the suppliers for their raw materials, the resource companies cultivating those materials, and I paid off the nations involved with materials acquisition.
I wipe my ass with crisp new 100 bills
I have stacks of them by the toilet in each of my 10 bathrooms.
I'm so rich that I don't have to work and can just spend my time trolling message boards I'll day. On the weekends I squeeze my fat butt into spandex, nearly drown myself, then hop in my $10k bike with $6k wheels and $500 helmet and "motor" along at 18mph (used to be 16 before the epo and testo). Then I get of and waddle along towards the finish line.