Good news boys - Michelle Jenneke has made the Ausie team for Portland - who on here has the guts to ask her out?

Very happy for the sport that she is still racing...

Certainly an attraction.

Let's ask the following question. How many of you will be in Portland and not be there for the women's 60H heats? I'm guessing less than 10%. I would certainly attend...

I plan on swiping right when she pops up on Tinder

I can't decide which second of that vid I like best: 1:55, 1:56 or 1:57.

american male age 21 wrote:

Anyone on here got the guts to ask her out?

I wouldn't bother, she's a look at me show pony same as Genevieve LaCaze.

Here in Australia we've got thousands that look as good or better than those two, but without the narcissistic ego.

Don't waste your time. wrote:

american male age 21 wrote:

Anyone on here got the guts to ask her out?

I wouldn't bother, she's a look at me show pony same as Genevieve LaCaze.

Here in Australia we've got thousands that look as good or better than those two, but without the narcissistic ego.

Are they as fast?

Ooooh, she shot ya down mate

Don't waste your time. wrote:

american male age 21 wrote:

Anyone on here got the guts to ask her out?

I wouldn't bother, she's a look at me show pony same as Genevieve LaCaze.

Here in Australia we've got thousands that look as good or better than those two, but without the narcissistic ego.

k but wrote:

Don't waste your time. wrote:

I wouldn't bother, she's a look at me show pony same as Genevieve LaCaze.

Here in Australia we've got thousands that look as good or better than those two, but without the narcissistic ego.

Are they as fast?

Who cares.

Poor Little Wallaroo wrote:

Ooooh, she shot ya down mate

What part of:

"I wouldn't bother,

Here in Australia we've got thousands that look as good or better than those two"

don't you understand?

The part of: "without the narcissistic ego"= Google Butthurt Translate: "I got shot down by a girl out of my league"It's OK, it's not like she got to know all your "special sensitive secret qualities that the right girl will see immediately".

Don't waste your time. wrote:

Poor Little Wallaroo wrote:

Ooooh, she shot ya down mate

What part of:

"I wouldn't bother,

Here in Australia we've got thousands that look as good or better than those two"

don't you understand?

Poor Little Wallaroo wrote:

your "special sensitive secret qualities that the right girl will see immediately".

Idiot, I ain't got any, thought that was obvious.

You still don't understand: "without the narcissistic ego"=http://bfy.tw/4ftH

k but wrote:

Don't waste your time. wrote:

I wouldn't bother, she's a look at me show pony same as Genevieve LaCaze.

Here in Australia we've got thousands that look as good or better than those two, but without the narcissistic ego.

Are they as fast?

She's pretty slow

60m 7.78 0.0 Wollongong (AUS) 16.01.2016

100m 11.75 +1.9 Gold Coast (AUS) 21.06.2015

200m 25.41

Keep jiggling

fred wrote:

She's pretty slow

Keep jiggling

Exactly, well said fred.

She looks cute and has a nice pear but the most important question is, can she suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Looks will get a girl so far, but talent will take her much farther.

You never judge a book by it's cover, but when it comes to women you always judge them by their talent, not their looks. If you believe differently, you're on a fools errand.

the even better follow-up

I would say that a 12.82 100mH is not that slow...

that was funny, thanks. I like the bit where he eats the pancakes with numchuks.

the follow up is amazing.

fred wrote:

k but wrote:

Are they as fast?

She's pretty slow

60m 7.78 0.0 Wollongong (AUS) 16.01.2016

100m 11.75 +1.9 Gold Coast (AUS) 21.06.2015

200m 25.41

Keep jiggling

Says more about how shitty Australia is at track than how good looking Jenneke is, really.

jjjjj wrote:

that was funny, thanks. I like the bit where he eats the pancakes with numchuks.

Sorry, I hate grammar nazis, but you misspelled nuNchucks. It's a common error but one that needs correcting.