Something funny, punny, pithy... you get the idea...
Something funny, punny, pithy... you get the idea...
Off the top of my head: "That must have pissed you off" If he/she put it in rice to dry it out, you could mention something about making saffron rice.
I'm sure there will be some witty responses with this crowd (and some insanely stupid ones).
Shall I give you a call to see if it's still working?
How did you swallow it in the first place?
fred wrote:
How did you swallow it in the first place?
FTW!
I'm sure you can do good work with the yapper/crapper connection.
Now go out there and get 'em Tiger!
I thought you'd have 100 responses so far!
Here's my rimshot-inducing line: "What, did your phone crap out on you?"
(I'm here all day.)
Dude, you hold it to your ear, not your rear.
The ocean called and they're running out of cell phones.
Dude. Sexting went out with Weiner.