Rumors spreading about Christian Hesch's sudden improvement....

Word is that he was/is good friends with drug cheat and import Eddy H. I can't say how reliable the source is, but it's said that Christian's either thinking about or already using drugs. Anyone with more definitive info, please repost. We need to catch this guy and make sure he's banned if indeed his surprise win was aided.

thanks.

Surprise win? Care to elaborate about the defending New Years Eve champ?

I think people who spread rumors like this should supply their real names. Stop being a pussy.

the least that you could do would be to at least put down a witty screen name.

Word is that Hesch is good friends with just about everyone who meets him in the running community. Put your name down shitbird and come out to California and about 200 of his casual acquaintenances will be happy to discuss your anonymous chickenshit observation with you.

I have heard the same thing about the guy. Not so sure he is clean.

Yeh,, these results from the Club XC Champs -

http://www.usatf.org/events/2004/USATFClubXCChampionships/results/om.asp

- seem to indicate that CH is juiced.

Come on, 18:26 and we start a rumour that he is on drugs.

18:26 is not exactly a performance worth starting such acquisions.

Agreed, you are a coward. Put down your name if you expect serious reply to your accusations, which I and most others consider false, primarily because you have no evidence.

I guess WADA should begin indicting people who have ever hung out with Regina Jacobs? They must be using, right?

Dope.

what a load of crap!!! christian is not on drugs you d**k! i know as i had dinner with him and his girlfriend in the tavern on the green- nyc and all he had was turkey and a warm apple drink!! so before starting some more shit lies think about it and return to the rock you crawled out of.

also next time put your name and we can have a more detailed chat with my fist- best wishes james thie

jackass wrote:

what a load of crap!!! christian is not on drugs you d**k! i know as i had dinner with him and his girlfriend in the tavern on the green- nyc and all he had was turkey and a warm apple drink!! so before starting some more shit lies think about it and return to the rock you crawled out of.

also next time put your name and we can have a more detailed chat with my fist- best wishes james thie

James Thie, you're the man.

I motion we move to ban this coward forever from the board. Eliminate idiots one at a time.

Seconds?

jackass wrote:

what a load of crap!!! christian is not on drugs you d**k! i know as i had dinner with him and his girlfriend in the tavern on the green- nyc and all he had was turkey and a warm apple drink!! so before starting some more shit lies think about it and return to the rock you crawled out of.

also next time put your name and we can have a more detailed chat with my fist- best wishes james thie

What does it matter what he had to eat at dinner? The guy's not talking about coke or something, he's talking about EPO. Having dinner with someone wouldn't AT ALL indicate whether that person is using EPO. WTF? Seriously, am I missing something here? Because that is the most retarded logic ever. "Oh, I had dinner with him, he only ate turkey, so there's no way he could be using drugs." How would that tell you he's not using EPO? He'd be doing that at home, if he was. Stop inbreeding, seriously, do you really want your kids to be this retarded?

I think I just saw him running in Central Park... he was flying at about 7:30 miles... what a stud. Except I think he was getting his ass kicked by a chick. He looked pretty good, though. You think he's taking drugs for his sexiness?

The rumor was started by John Molvar, a self-styled purveyor of the truth. On his private email list, he wrote that he has reliable sources that say Christian went to the dark side. In reality Molvar is no more reliable than Dan Rather.

James' kids won't be retarded... but I know one thing for sure... you're kids won't have a sense of humor because you sure as hell don't and humor is a learned behavior.

Hi, I weetawwdid. wrote:

What does it matter what he had to eat at dinner? The guy's not talking about coke or something, he's talking about EPO. Having dinner with someone wouldn't AT ALL indicate whether that person is using EPO. WTF? Seriously, am I missing something here? Because that is the most retarded logic ever. "Oh, I had dinner with him, he only ate turkey, so there's no way he could be using drugs." How would that tell you he's not using EPO? He'd be doing that at home, if he was. Stop inbreeding, seriously, do you really want your kids to be this retarded?

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What does it matter what he had to eat at dinner? The guy's not talking about coke or something, he's talking about EPO. Having dinner with someone wouldn't AT ALL indicate whether that person is using EPO. WTF? Seriously, am I missing something here? Because that is the most retarded logic ever. "Oh, I had dinner with him, he only ate turkey, so there's no way he could be using drugs." How would that tell you he's not using EPO? He'd be doing that at home, if he was. Stop inbreeding, seriously, do you really want your kids to be this retarded?[/quote]

mate you really are another d**k or the same one who started this shit thread! but i will explain it in simple terms so you understand. Having dinner with a friend means you know them and if you talk to your friends and see them alot then you understand them more. Getting my drift! meaning that i know how christian has been training over the last few months and why hes going well at the moment. Therefore its much better to talk about people who you know- rather than starting threads on people who you only see from a long way behind them. Also i was joking when saying what he ate at the tavern- but it does highlight the point that he's a regular hard working athlete who's diet to success is hard work not drugs and yes he eats turkey!

also i suggest that you don't have any kids as i fear that they wouldn't understand daddy's need to knock people that he doesn't even know- good luck with your sad lonely life - 'jackass'!!!!! all my very best wishes james thie ( a friend of the hesch!)

Hi, I weetawwdid. wrote:

Having dinner with someone wouldn't AT ALL indicate whether that person is using EPO. WTF? Seriously, am I missing something here?

"Yes," he affirmed, bemused at the sheer number of "weetawwds" capable of simultaneously negotiating their way to a single message board. "Your logic regarding dinner and drugs is internally sound, but irrelevant. What you should be looking at is the fact that Hesch has never exhibited the rapid improvment serving as one of the hallmarks of PED use."

He closed his eyes and quickly did a few quick calculations, thereby indulging in more mathematical cogitation in three seconds than I weetawwdid and his fellow short-bus patrons had undertaken in their entire diaper-clad lives. He shotgunned a warm Keystone, loaded a Kajagoogoo CD into his tired drive bay, and continued.

"Hesch went through 5K in New York the other night in a few seconds under 14:30," he pointed out stonily. "Why don't you look up his best 5K, and while you're at it, have a look at some of the times he's put up in the recent and relatively distant past over 10K and 12K - distances that aren't exactly his cup of tea...unless there's money on the line, anyway."

Leaning to one side, he snaked a hand between the waistband of his Princeton boxers and his buttcheeks, probed around briefly, and separated a dessicated dingeberry from the tangled mass of hair girding his anus, wishing there were a way he could, with lethal force, bounce it off the uncannily sloping foreheads of a few of the knuckle-draggers starting and abetting threads like this one.

Panache - you have a gift. That last one confirmed it to me. Hilarious. Grotesque, yet I keep reading.

Anyway - regardless of whether or not he does drugs (I'm not going to speculate because like 99% of the people on this board I have no idea what I'm talking about, unlike 99% of the people on this board I can admit it) CH is the MAN. I say this for 2 reasons:

1) His tales of driving around, sleeping in his car, running fast and winning money are amazingly inspiring and allow me to vicariously live the road-whoring life that I'll probably never get the chance to experience.

2) He showed up at some meet at Stanford to race a 1500m in boardshorts. Being in high school, my friends and I thought this was the coolest guy we had ever seen and absolutely cheered our asses off. We're considering wearing school color boardshorts in a few upcoming invitationals in his honor.

panache- not one of your better works, but still hope to see your posts persisting...

panache is Kevin Beck (kemibe). His style is unique.